Steven Castillo

it's pronounced "Phteven"

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

When I go to Five Guys on my cheat day

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

He looked so lonely sitting there and playing by himself. We’re… https://t.co/EXDRjPCws3

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/x9FdqYe0kH

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

I mean....they're not wrong. https://t.co/Ruwa9NxpI7

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

All of you saying "Save our heritage" - Here's Robert E. Lee's descendent, a pastor, saying you're wrong. Get on the right side of history. https://t.co/Q1AZGN9Vi5

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

There is no us and them. Ever. There is only us.

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

Me listening to @Alabama_Shakes. Gettin' my groove on-feel like having a dance off

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

The real heroes are the people who put the rubber bands on the lobster's claws

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

I think someone wants my attention

[Kristina Koppeser 🐾 @KristinaLuca]

I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac. By @bobhagh

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

Amazon bought WF. Do u want all-natural free range Skynet?! Cuz that's how u get all-natural free range Skynet!

[Jesal @JesalTV]

Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods."

Alexa: "Sure, Jeff. Buying Whole Foods now."

Jeff Bezos: "WHA- ahh go ahead."

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

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[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

I want to be the man my children think I am. A jungle gym. I apparently want to be a walking jungle gym that spits out chicken nuggets.

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

The worst thing about getting easily distracted is th

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

Love. The most difficult and the most beautiful thing in the world. -Shane Claiborne-

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

Me: should I be concerned that this tomato was genetically modified? Tomato: no.

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

Not gonna lie. After watching several videos-I want a pet raccoon. #garbagepanda

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

No! No! No, No No No No No No! This is totally unacceptable. We can not be any kind of part of this. This is pure evil. https://t.co/J2fSadkBcv

[Steven Castillo @mr_saynot]

Practicing my Christopher Lambert laugh while sitting alone in a booth in a Thai restaurant because, hey, it's Friday and I can do that.