Bryan Salazar

29 ☕️ El Paso Tx ⭐️🏔

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

Started my first day at work and now my neck hurts from my tie

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

Carlos fucked it up

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When you know your boy fucked it up for everyone tonight he has to pay!!! Last time I clean up someone’s throw up from the restroom when I’m not even clocked in

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@itskenabis would enjoy my last tweet

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Boston pizza has the best bathroom music!!!! Like I enjoy it to be honesty!!! Not cus I have to pee every 5 minutes but because it’s good lol I would rather have my drinks here

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

Life is just weird honestly

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

Is it a compliment when someone tells you that you “shit your kids” when your kids look like you?

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Gotta be careful now what I tweet because @itskenabis is now watching my feed. Janet out Hailey in!!!

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

If he tells you “this shot is for you” and he doesn’t make it. You’re wasting your time

-credit @itskenabis and me

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

When your at the bar and everyone is singing big poppa by notorious big and it goes silent and you just hear “babeh babeh” haha posers!!!!

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

@333luvrgirl That’s what I said haha 😂

[FINAL FANTASY VII @finalfantasyvii]

⏳ #FF7R

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Thursday Night Football recap…

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

My dad honestly haha I’m just living my 30s honestly lol there’s a time for everything

[peruvian puff pepper @puffpepperss]

My dad went from telling me to not get married to “oyes mija porque no te casas ya?” 😭😭 that’s how I know I’m getting old

[peruvian puff pepper @puffpepperss]

My dad went from telling me to not get married to “oyes mija porque no te casas ya?” 😭😭 that’s how I know I’m getting old

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

I’m just gonna start doing the same honestly “oh this is my subordinate”

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I hate when I go out with coworkers once in a while and they introduce me as “this is my manager”

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

If there’s anything more confusing is men cologne commercials. Like where they going with it or what’s it even about? Seems like most to the time it’s just random stuff happening and then cuts off to the cologne and someone saying the name in French to make it sound exotic.

[Bryan Salazar @mr_sheeze28]

Don’t Drake and drive

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I love Negronis