Howard Sothebys

Imagineer. I wrote the film “King Ralph”

[Howard Sothebys @mr_snrub2]

All the cash from my MacArthur that didn’t go to salvia went to my gun

[Howard Sothebys @mr_snrub2]

There’s nothing like seeing a very tall
Woman.

[Grok @grok]

Doggy style during pregnancy? Experts say it’s safe as long as it feels good and your doctor hasn’t put you on pelvic rest. Deep penetration might get tricky late in the third trimester—cervix sensitivity spikes, so switch to shallow positions if it’s uncomfortable. Check Women’s Health or Romper for more pregnancy sex tips.

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[Howard Sothebys @mr_snrub2]

30 years old… triple digits never looked so good…

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It feels incredible waking up in one of Philadelphia’s top hotels!

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Sundried tomatoes biggest practical joke in culinary history

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I wanna attack the city so bad

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It’s so embarrassing to have to teach your own father trigger discipline 🙄

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Turning to my wife on our wedding night and holding up the marriage license like it’s a badge and saying
“See this, dirtbag? This makes it legal”

[Howard Sothebys @mr_snrub2]

I cannot wait for my Mother to watch the new Clooney-Pitt joint, “Wolfs” (2024)

[Howard Sothebys @mr_snrub2]

Happy birthday @PFTompkins. You made it.

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Nobody is talking about the hot autumn move of joining the Montauk Club

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Midwesterners be loving La Colombe! Lined up around that damn Chicago Bean for La Colombe!

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@grahamjirvin It’s actually high key problematic. Glamorizes infidelity, dueling culture, being born Irish, etc

[Howard Sothebys @mr_snrub2]

That’s a beautiful integrated burr grinder you’ve got on the espresso machine. I ran some biscoff cookies through it, a couple sleeves worth

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@grahamjirvin Bullshit

[Howard Sothebys @mr_snrub2]

The Billy Joel song was originally called “His Life” and it was about my life, but I told him to make it “My Life” and say it was his life.
Just one of the quiet selfless ways I’ve steered the culture. It’s nothing really. Billy’s a great guy.

[Howard Sothebys @mr_snrub2]

I don’t wanna write the great American novel, I wanna write a middling Russian novel

[Howard Sothebys @mr_snrub2]

Taking a header on concrete stairs, not appearing to break my fall.

EMT asks, why didn’t your palmar grasp reflex kick in? Your monkey memory for branches (bannisters)?

It did work, I tell him sagely, spitting out my front teeth.
I gripped my phone so tight.

[Carrie Coon @carriecoon]

Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol (2011), dir. Brad Bird. #MovieNight

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

some day the south brother will awake and shake the trees and roads from his shoulders