2 - Mikel Merino is the first player in FIFA World Cup history to score the winning goal in two different knockout stage matches as a substitute.
Dependable.
Jeff Koinange will use a whole bottle of Gel on his hair, invite Wycliffe Oparanya, the Kenyan Cabinet Secretary for Co-operatives and Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs) Development, to the bench and spend a whole 3 hours listening to garbage about how SACCO money won't be mismanaged.
@vittorocriador quem iria parar? gabriel magalhaes é o menos culpado disso, 1 penalti perdido 1 chance clara do endrick perdida e a culpa e do gabriel magalhaes? toma no cu
I'm calling out to my online fraternity for assistance towards my Beloved Dad's hospital bills and funeral arrangements. If you're in a position kindly come through for me.
Sincerely lastborn with firstborn responsibilities 💚
My number is 0768653564 - Eunice Wanjiru Mwangi
It took a little longer than expected, but we have created a website for people to view the footage collected from Gaza in one place. You no longer have to download the entire archives to see them.
It includes:
64,537 videos
17,905 photos
Ability to download individual videos
Searchable index
Exhaustive sources list (300+ journalists)
Geolocation data
Livemap with minute to minute updates
Victim list
It can be accessed here: https://t.co/s0Se94PXWF
Please share & quote tweet to help this post break out of the twitter algorithm prison.
We will keep adding the rest of the archives to the site, be patient- it is difficult work. Continue to seed the torrents provided, as that is the best way to ensure the footage remains stored in decentalized way.
God bless all those who sacrificed their lives to get this footage out, and everyone invovled in collecting/archiving it.
Join our telegram:
https://t.co/bvcis3b9GT
Follow our backup accounts:
@ZionismExposedx & @IsraelExposedAr
The Matrix has invented the most elaborate, soul-destroying comedy show in human history, and you’re the unpaid extra.
Here’s the setup: in order to eat, have somewhere to sleep, and occasionally buy toilet paper like a functioning adult, you are required to possess a magical permission slip called a “job.” Without it, the simulation politely informs you that you are not allowed to continue existing at a basic human level.
It’s not even subtle. It’s like the universe installed a paywall on survival.
Now, here’s the hilarious twist: lose the job (or never had one to begin with), and you unlock the special “Unemployed” difficulty setting. Suddenly, the game decides you’re not required to have a job, but you’re also not allowed to comfortably not have one.
So the only move left is to apply for jobs. For months. Sometimes years.
You send your digital begging documents into the void like messages in bottles, except the ocean is made of LinkedIn, and the bottles are ignored by algorithms trained on rejection.
And if the cosmic slot machine finally hits after you’ve applied to 400 positions, customized 400 cover letters that all say the same thing in different fonts, and rewritten your résumé seventeen times to hide the fact that you’re a human being, you get the ultimate reward:
An interview.
You, a grown adult with bills and existential dread, get to sit in a room (or on Teams, which is somehow worse) in front of other grown adults who already have jobs. These people, who are currently being paid to be there, will now judge whether you are worthy of also being paid to exist.
They ask you things like, “Walk us through your greatest weakness.”
If you perform the ritual correctly, enthusiastic but not desperate, confident but not arrogant, qualified but not threatening to their own jobs, you might be granted the sacred honor of re-entering the workforce.
Everyone claps. The Matrix gets its cut. The elites watching from the control room high-five each other.
It’s genuinely one of the funniest ongoing bits in modern civilization. We’ve built an entire economy around forcing people to audition for the right not to die of exposure, then made the audition process as humiliating and arbitrary as possible.
And the best part?
We all pretend this is normal.
We even call it “the job market,” like it’s a charming little farmers’ market instead of a gladiatorial arena where the prize is the ability to afford rent.
Absolute comedy.
To the people still claiming child abductions in Venezuela are “all BS” — open your eyes.
Venezuelans are catching these monsters in the act, duct-taping them, and dragging them to authorities.
There are COUNTLESS videos and proof. Parents are left devastated, searching for kids who were taken — some injured — and never seen again.
They just want to know where their children are.
This is REAL. Stop denying it.
#VenezuelaCrisis
Stop fooling us, thie project was fully funded by the Governor of Spain.
It should also be noted that it's a Loan and not a grant.
William Ruto now wants to run with this for political mileage.
🚨🚨SE ESTÁN APROVECHANDO PARA TRAFICAR CON LOS NIÑOS PERDIDOS O QUE QUEDARON HUÉRFANOS EN VENEZUELA.
La situación es mucho peor de lo que se imaginan.
Se están llevando niños traumatizados y huérfanos para su tráfico.
Se aprovechan de la destrucción de un país para secuestrar a niños.
Estos satanistas tienen un manual de jugadas listo para actuar CUANDO HAY NIÑOS DESAMPARADOS.
ALERTA INTERNACIONAL POR FAVOR. 🆘