Mr. Ted

Math/Bio teacher📚
Passionate about bikes🚴‍♂️
Chasing success & a bit of money💸

[🫧 @sijuagain]

Never stop being a good person, just change who receives your kindness.

[Word @umarfof]

normalize being nice for no reason.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Acting dumb so people don't rely on you at work is top tier skill.

[y @ysuckme]

Don’t blame or complain, just get smarter, wiser, better.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I have never seen a broke first born son. They're always rich. To all firstborn sons, may your pockets never run dry.

[Mr Kingsley @mrkingsley1987]

Can a relationship survive if the love is strong, but the conversations are always shallow?

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

Mimi ukiniambia goodnight nachoma kitanda nilale juu ya mabati

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

Mara fight for what is yours mara what is yours will always come to you,tunapigana ama hatupigani.

[Muriuki💎 @itsmuriukii]

I will never take advice from a poor man on how to become rich.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Stop overperforming at work. Act your wage. Your boss doesn't care about you. Save your energy for your personal life.

[SHEN_KE 😈 @shen_ke2]

Getting drunk and start calling your ex just to insult them is so delusional 😭

[DEUCALION💀 @_deucalio]

As a Man. You should first invest in your shoes before you invest in a woman. 💯

[pkem🇰🇪 @Pkemoi5n]

I don't care how you were raised. You are an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Nikiskia mwanaume anatumia sentences like " she's the best thing that ever happened to me" naanza tu kucheka😂😂

[Brook @brook_timbe]

Dem anakula mboga kwanza ndio amalizie nyama na bado anakupima vile kwao ni Lavington

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Your worst fear should be being employed by a company with a TikTok account.

What do you mean you're called out to dance in order to attract clients??

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Watu wakifika kwako alafu wakose kukuuliza rent ni how much inafaa tu uhame 😂

[STACEY🧚‍♀️ @Staceyfor6]

My love language is people making my life less stressful

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

If I promise to tell you something and you don’t remind me, then you’re clearly not ready.