Alan Gardner

He/him.
Disclaimer: my opinions are usually ill-informed, based on emotion and often, in the cold light of hard facts, provably wrong.

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 26 Nov 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 26 Nov 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

Burn baby burn
Tesco Balerno

[Scott Barron @rubyist]

Friends, I am currently looking to join an awesome team. I mostly do Go and Ruby but for the right team I’ll do (mostly) anything! How the org functions is way more important to me than the tech. Get in my DMs if you love your team and are looking to expand it ✨

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@chris_hurney @rubyist @jeremykahne I used this a couple of years back to learn Go https://t.co/99A65epzee. Not sure if it’s as useful if you know Go but want to learn TDD.

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@mattdarby Fired

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 26 Nov 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@outragedracoon This is the way.

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@lenary it's this year's theme I guess 😁

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@lenary Very belated thanks 😊

Really not on here much these days 😂

How are things with you?

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@watty62 @digitalWestie @SymboticaAndrew I’m more of a war hammer kinda ser 😁

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@jj1bdx Likewise! Thank you 😊

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@mikedoel @mattdarby Me too!

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@mattdarby @mikedoel Ah just saw your tweet to say he made it too ❤️

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@mattdarby @mikedoel I just got home!

Hope your son gets there soon too @mikedoel

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@mikedoel I’ve been through security since about 1pm. I’ve served my time in line 😁

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

@semanticist That’s the one 😁

[Alan Gardner @mr_urf]

Pilot on my flight sounds very like Steven Wright. Expecting him to come on the tannoy and say, “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts. I want to try something I saw in a cartoon once. I think I can pull it off.”