Mr Urwin Maths

Maths, Music, English teacher - also makes music as GUURU.

No, I don't know why my CV has as much logic as a Jackson Pollock painting either...

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@missnmatthews What a warm reception to school - literally and metaphorically.

Miss those Montsaye mornings, though not the commute - hope the last 3 days went ok!

[MI6 ROGUE @mi6rogue]

Just received this via text from a NO10 contact
“PM can be heard rambling this morning, he is as white as a ghost”
DRIP💧
DRIP💧
DRIP💧 #BorisResign

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@MissVJM1988 What's your guilty secret without one?

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@MissVJM1988 For me, the news that I rarely drink made its way around (finally!) so as a leaving gift, I got a hamper full of chutneys, dressings, curds and crackers to tear through this holiday. Perfection!

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@Mattpayne22 @MrsB_PGCE @MissIsobeleh @misshollidayb @forde_mr May I please tag along on this? Looks ingenious!

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@MissVJM1988 In BMI terms, I can relate...

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@MissVJM1988 Still Maths and no upwards moves for me planned until both kids are at school - too much living to get done first!

[Billy Misanthrope @notesfromspain]

How can Lord Frost stand there reeling off all these negative effects of Brexit without directly attributing them to Brexit? Why can’t they admit Brexit is an utter disaster & must be reversed?

Great video commentary from Femi on this below.

[Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor]

This is beautiful.

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

Any time now with those Brexit successes though...

[Disintegration @UberGonk]

@LcdViews My Lidl in Exmouth Devon have a big job then, every aisle looks like this 🤪🤦‍♂️

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@Mattpayne22 Or some of us move from a Northants to a Leics school and get to enjoy a 4 week summer...

#lastlaughdenied
#butwilltakeit

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@MissVJM1988 That meets with Pride Tie approval!

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@MarcusRashford @EmilyOKeeffe3 - those quotable bits about books, tho...

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@EmilyOKeeffe3 @NHSuk Same, but with added posing...

And filters...

And slogans...

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@EmilyOKeeffe3 I think thus far, I'm stuck between Iceland, Ukraine and Italy.

Though I did also describe Lithuania as Right Said Fred doing a Depeche Mode cover with Su Pollard energy...

And also... #join

[Montsaye Academy @montsaye]

Tomorrow, National Numeracy Day, at 8.20am our very own @mr_urwin is going to be on BBC Radio Leicester. Listen in to hear what he has to say about maths at Montsaye! #ERAMontsaye #agreatplacetolearn

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

@grego_geog Small, dry red ink patches on my trousers level with the bottom of my pockets...

And yet I keep stuffing the pens back in even when I've lost the lids.

[Mr Urwin Maths @mr_urwin]

Let's go #backonsite

Found my tie and everything...

Sometimes, beatbox says it best. Or most cheesily - one of the two...

[Montsaye Academy @montsaye]

Completely brilliant and well-deserved. Congratulations everyone!