mr_xan

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

I have 4 friends 2 Indians 1 Chinese and 1 nigga 😎

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Trust me 99% of them is Bitches…

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

They changed Twitter’s name to X.

We still call it Twitter.

They changed AI’s name to Si

We still calling it AI…..

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

@SaifSolicitor ایمان طاہر اوپر سے ائے تو مزا اجائےگا ۔۔۔

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

@tayyabarajah 💯 % agree

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Respect 🫡

[Gaston “Tonga” Reyno @gastonreyno]

No podía perder adelante de su hija 🥹

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Sleep. Eat. Repeat.

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Being single is shaving your balls for an audience that exists only in your imagination.

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Getting a haircut when you’re single is just updating your character for no reason.

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

😅

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Shut the fuck off B!?€#

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Buying nice underwear while single is basically investing in a future you.

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

I’m going to pussi next week !!

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Cooking a nice meal for yourself is basically a romantic date with someone who lives in your body.

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

I love losing followers over my beliefs, adios fuck nigga!

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Buying a king-size bed when you’re single is just preparing for a guest who never arrives….

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Getting dressed with nowhere to go is just fashion practice for a relationship that doesn’t exist.

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

I wish boys had BOOBS 😋

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Good night 😴

[mr_xan @mr_xrm]

Having a girlfriend is basically having someone who can remember a conversation you had 8 months ago that you personally deleted from your brain.