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i plead the fifth

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@ConnecticutSun @TDBank_US YAY

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Never cried to music before until today. guys this is powerful. I think we peaked with bjork

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@autogynesmiles main problem it that the clothes don’t fit at all. then it’s the fact that it is over accessorized (fuck the tie). Lasty it’s all fast fashion that will end up in a landfill. What I’m trying to say is that these guys are eco terrorists.

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we are a fish in a pond so remember to drink water in this high heat. Thank u

-fish

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RIRIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Ri Ri i’m soooooo high lol @rihanna

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just got paid finally rihanna are you busy and do you want to go to buttonwoods in griswold i’ll pick you up its ok

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WHO EVEN USES SNAP ITS 2026

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God I hate my life

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ok everyone stay still

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED RO GET BEACH READY WHEN I WEIGH A HUNDRED FUCKING NINETY POUNDS FUCK

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same with cheese pizza oh sorry i don’t want toppings on my pizza why is it all gone. 😕

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why when you say vanilla your favorite ive cream flavor everybody judge you but when the ice cream party starts vanilla is the first flavor gone wtf

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@TMZ why was someone looking for him

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It’s so hot i got pads on for the swampass

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@ShamsCharania sign from god things will go back to normal

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customer got mad at me for calling him sir BRUH I DONT KNOW YOUR NAME WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU BIG DAWG??? MY PRETTY PRINCESS??? No Sir ima call you Sir

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I think i need a one dance

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Biweekly pay is evil.

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I’m so woke I turn left on red lights

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going to trip and fall into a million dollars #soon

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Accidentally getting my masters