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charlie swan

[megatron @mraephillips]

Living life one “sorry mom” at a time

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

listening to some above ground shit you’ve definitely heard of

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I hate this shit so much.

[🏁 @concertleaks]

I’ve teamed up with All Things Go to give away a pair of tickets to both ATG festivals in NY & MD!

To win:
• Follow @concertleaks & @AllThingsGo
• Like + Retweet

Good luck!!! 🍀 Reply w/ which location you’d like to attend!

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

I'm really bout to do this.... haha shits bout to be crazy!

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

matching donations to get food and medical aid to gaza !! mine are going doctors without borders and oxfam. do whatever you can and will match from my end. check out-
https://t.co/lzdl44p8ce and https://t.co/BiyWgutN83

[anna @cruelsunmer]

sometimes your soulmate is a 47 year old man from the national

[megatron @mraephillips]

@taylornation13

[megatron @mraephillips]

It’s called method acting *im not an actor*

[megatron @mraephillips]

@dorajar_

[megatron @mraephillips]

@samidedios1 I have?

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, that’s history.

[megatron @mraephillips]

@LizzieLiebert Vacation? Sounds more like vaca”shun” cause you should shun your family for treating you like that

[megatron @mraephillips]

maturing is realizing that it’s not a bitch move to drink water during a night out

[Nathan Kress @NathanKress]

Confession.
I, being a big dork, made a playlist (in-character as Freddie) during the filming of iMake New Memories, spanning his feelings over the past 10 years. It was on repeat during the week of filming, and between takes, to get my head right and stay in his mindset.
10k RTs on this, and I'll post it ✌️

I'm setting the bar high, but trust me, it's a pretty darn good playlist for anyone who's in love with their best friend 😆

[Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor Podcast @EvanOutOfTen]

I feel extremely confident that I wouldn't crash on this exit even a little bit because I'm not a huge fucking moron

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If something ever happens to me plz don’t let any authorities help I want a bunch of moms on tiktok to crack the case

[megatron @mraephillips]

@LizzieLiebert Still haven’t found a suitable replacement for the jalapeño ham and cheese croissant

[The 1975 @the1975]

RT and Follow @DirtyHit to win two tickets for tonight's show in Denver

[K-State Football @KStateFB]

WON THE DANG DAY