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Upgrade your grey matter, cause one day it may matter

[🌐 @mralstronaut]

$TSLA via Reddit user: therealjugger

[Drew Harwell @drewharwell]

A police chief in Georgia used Flock's cameras to track his ex-girlfriend and her teen daughter nearly 600 times. “Don’t worry I’m not tracking you or some weird stalker shit," he texted her. After his arrest, he committed suicide.

He's one of 50 cops we found misusing Flock: 🧵

[ahead @ahadadream69]

Um... zoom in on this poster real quick....

[Sergio Ferrero @calotonterias]

Cuanto más tiempo de contacto físico tiene una persona con su pareja (abrazos, besos, cogerse de la mano, tener relaciones sexuales, etc.), más disminuye el nivel de cortisol en sangre, lo cual protege del estrés, incluido el laboral.

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

How it feels to listen to your NPC coworkers talk about their lame ass weekend at 9am on Monday morning

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​Netanyahu, live on air:

​He said: "In Iran, we targeted civilians, families, fathers, mothers, and children. We killed them."

​He confessed to committing war crimes before the entire world.

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

Never forget when X updated the platform and showed the DHS is based in Israel

[⚡️NEVERDOOMPRO⚡️ @NEVERDOOMPRO]

NEVER DOOM.

[H.N.S★ @notanartistbro]

Marvel heroes when New York is in danger but its not their movie…

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Hear me out. A Carnival cruise through the Strait of Hormuz.

[Jessss🕊️ @jessica37895]

C’est incroyable que la façon la plus simple d’enregistrer un PDF soit de faire croire à l’ordinateur qu’on va l’imprimer

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

The creator of looksmaxing is a fat nigga

This is some Wizard of Oz stuff lmao

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

How the fuck did a civil war not break out over the Epstein files ?

[Dylan Allman @dylanmallman]

$2.2 billion back to the most valuable company on earth. Not a cent of it back to you. Consumers footed that bill. Trump's billionaire cronies are collecting on it.

This administration is nothing but a grotesque carnival of corruption, looting the country in the open.

[jayweidner37 @jayweidner37]

Fauci is married to Ghislaine Maxwell's sister.

This shit never ends.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

So the tariff costs were passed on to the consumers, but the refund went straight to the corporations.

Lol

[𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐮 𝐮𝐰𝐮 @HoneyNoodleSoup]

face reveal :3

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

El cangrejo cuando lo quieres agarrar en la playa

[Foxx 🦊 @NadjiaFoxx]

Every. Single. Time. ✡️