Andrew

Time Traveling Octopus Wrestler

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

ME: (to my heist crew) let’s ditch our getaway car in this pond

(puts rock on gas pedal, car revs into pond, disappears underwater)

ME: ok now....wait what’s that splashing

(Car emerges from the water on the far shore and just keeps going)

NARRATOR: The all new Chevy Malibu

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@lscanlon hi Leslie, I have a very obscure question for you: I recently read an article you wrote in the 90s about an enormous Jesus statue that they planned to build near waverly, I was wondering if you knew the reason why it didn’t go through?

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

Aubrey Plaza perpetually looks like as soon as her friend crawls into place behind your calves she’s going to push you

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

Those PJ Mask kids have got to have a massive sleep deficit

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@FreddyInSpace I have made peace with seeing the things I’d like to see at the pace I’m capable of doing it and missing the rest and not allowing the pressure of all the releases turn what’s supposed to be enjoyable into some sort of burdensome task list

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@j_with_the_pen Completely different musical style but any time Reese Roper writes a worship song it’s pretty much the most honest, moving letters to God I have ever heard in song. Check out ‘World Without End’ & ‘On Distant Shores’ by Five Iron Frenzy as well as ‘Daylight’ by Brave Saint Saturn

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@CardChronicle I swear to you I saw him get mad at a call one time and spin around and punch the air in frustration but didn’t realize an assistant was behind him and either straight up punched his nads or got so close that the coach doubled over defensively

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@chillinkristen @TheMythTraveler i love GTTU! I’m listening to a recent listener questions episode and heard you guys talk about stories or franchises you would want to reboot, my answer would be The Langoliers. That story KILLS and the TV miniseries they made is SUPER dated

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@ehhoule @slimyswampghost I would subscribe to this immediately

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@slimyswampghost Ohhhhhhhhh Miracle Mile, YES. Does not get near enough mention these days

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@MattFini What’s the verdict?

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@darrenjennings Wow the dancing six flags guy looks more pensive in his elder years

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@MikeCosper Ahhh Dennis….trying to shove Liz in front of a subway train so he could get famous for saving her, what a class act

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

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[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@darrenjennings My very small bald spot

[Michael Butterworth @mjbutterworth]

City I dislike: Istanbul
City I think is overrated: Istanbul
City I like: Istanbul
City I love: Istanbul
City I feel most myself in: Istanbul
City I still need to visit: Istanbul
City I dream of living in: Istanbul
Favorite city of all time: Istanbul

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@darrenjennings AIB S2 no bueno?!

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@Dave_Richards @FreddyInSpace This came and went and no one talked about it! So good!

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

It’s wild that warriors of the ancient world would strap on their armor, don their helmets, pick up their massive shields and then slip into some flip flops and go into battle

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

dudes in the Victorian era were just out there like “ahh what a beautiful day, think I’ll put on 6 shirts, 3 vests, 9 coats and a couple neckerchiefs too”

[Andrew @mrandrewm]

@darrenjennings That laptop is like “wtf am I even doing here”