Tubby Maguire

The Roses Susie Michael Scott Frankie Schmidt Judy Gemstone Midge Winston Jess Day Dwight Titus Dwyer Phil Dunphy Knope Swanson Cam Tucker Billy Eichner Lemon

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[hilarious tweet that gets zero likes because nobody knows I exist]

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@astros I hope with everything in me that we all eat our words but this is just annoying.

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@PrinceAkeem757 @jimsweatshirt Well I heavily disagree

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@DiscussingFilm I feel this is a title that could do without the “The”

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@lifeisbreezy I was a MESS when those credits rolled for If I Go. Like I had to fully recompose myself before leaving the theater. In my top 5 of the year.

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@c_tviz Hell yeah and it was fun as fuck! Y’all should try having fun one of these days

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@cloiskryptonite I focus grouped on this movie and if they take my suggestions it’ll be a perfect Christmas romcom lmao

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@waynesfury YUUUUPPP

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@Durbikins That’s a shitty theater. This is what a real AMC looks like and this isn’t even half of what’s showing. A-list is unbelievably worth it.

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@LauraEWeiss16 Same Cornyn who was running fuck trump ads after Trump lost in 20 then “yay Trumps my daddy” ads after he won again. Pathetic

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@whimreepalmer No

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@A24 WOW poster artistry this beautiful in 2026. You absolutely love to see it!

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

Got it done

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@LoveBlunted @chillsupercool @druski Did y’all miss the part where he literally plays white wimen all the damn time in his own sketches?

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All those mother fuckers standing around and not one of them could go grab it some ranch?!?

[Crazy Hot Clips @Breaking57]

I don't think he liked the taste of this😲

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@DiegoHatesAgain Everyone locked in on your girl and I’m over here like “wait, that’s G Pointe 30!” 😂😂

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And these stupid mother fuckers wonder why they got their ass handed to them last night

[VoteHub @VoteHub]

🚨 DEVELOPING — Texas Senate Republicans will reportedly meet this afternoon to discuss stripping the newly elected Democratic lieutenant governor of legislative powers and electing a Senate majority leader, per @quorumreport.

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@Brandon12787 @nbcsnl Everyone under the age of 30 knows this guy and that’s exactly why he’s there

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And put Colbert back on fucking tv mother fuckers!

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STOP THE COUNT! CALL IT!

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@Rothac85 @Jage_ma_cage @ImDerBatman So you hate what’s happening but are doing nothing to change it. Jesus fucking Christ.