Mello Yello 🍋

dios mío

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

baby how can you think ion love you i just filled up your tank 😒
#80DollarsForDaCorolla

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

girl said i got commitment issues but how dat work if im committed to the lifestyle?
#RightPersonWrongTime?

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

told shawty i’d take her to the spot she really liked last time and she said that wasn’t her
#OOF

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

@fayewebenjoyer i didn’t know who her best friend was till she pulled up 😒 #wedontfolloweachother

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

my phone auto connected to her homegirls car’s bluetooth 💔
#SuperSlut

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

wasn’t sure how locked in girl was tryna be so i asked her if i got a girl would she still love me now im blocked 😒
#IWasJokingBabyyyyy

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

yeah your last relationship ended badly but do you check your tires before you got to work?? #CouldBeWorse

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

yes i kissed her in the middle of the dance floor yes im scared to ask her if it meant anything 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

told girl to come over bc i was drunk she agreed but then i fell asleep #whoopsies

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

one time me and my girl were arguing about my home girl and i had to tell her the truth that my home girl didn’t want me bc if she did she woulda been had me 😒

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

baby i know the stories you’ve heard but that was me from 3 exes ago im different now

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

girl broke no contact to ask me if her man should put money on PCA or Ohtani for MVP yeah i’m bouta crash OUT

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

whatever my girl says i didn’t do enough of during the breakup i focus on during my next relationship im like 3 more breakups away from being the perfect man 💯

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

my bartender like Jarvis the way he gave me a million beers

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

lost custody of the kids today but it’s also Kim Petra’s birthday so it cancels out i think ?

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

i want a sugar momma so rich that i’m afraid of her dying #ShePaying

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

took her to my favorite bar then when we stopped talking i saw her there with her friend 😒

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

everytime shawty blocks me i just say it’s the work of dark reunion and wait till she unblocks me
#IfYouLoveItLetItGo

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

girl asked me if i’d leave her for slayyyter i just looked at her and said yeah but im really not tryna argue right now 🫩

[Mello Yello 🍋 @mrbeastintern]

my baby two babies ago was so crazy she checked my emails one time
#LoveHer