Mr. Beckett

I'm an actual human. Honestly.

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

In the UK we just call them tories

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@Keir_Starmer But can we also stand with Palestine who the Israeli gov are committing genocide?

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@_ThisIsH Ok. That bit. You have a point.

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@_ThisIsH One on each floor!

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@manek43509 I really struggled too this year.
I voted libdem because our local Libdem rep is my absolute first choice! And I don’t agree with a fair bit of labours policies now.
We’re a conservative strong hold so it was tough to not vote tactically.

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

A room full of balding middle aged men I thought would be his demographic

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I fucking love being a dad, it's the best. For any other gents out there thinking it spells the end of your fun, it is the opposite, you now have a best bud to do all the silly shit you wish you could have done as a kid. It's the most freeing thing in the world.

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@NorfolkPolice I wondered what he was doing since high school! Being a criminal I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If you know / suspect someone is having an affair you should not tell the partner. Aside from it being none of your business, 'they would like to know' is clearly fucking delusional. They'd be perfectly happy if they didn't know. Knowing will make them miserable.

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@_ThisIsH My recommendation is the same I give everyone. Use an outlook account for email, contacts and calendar. It transfers so easily from any device to any other device

[PaulShilly @shillcock_paul]

Ah well, at least the Tories managed to stop one boat…

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@fesshole Is this confession from @iamwill ?

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@KingsLynnPolice im sure you're aware of these appearing all over town?

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@mad_hatt0r Florence pugh or her titties?

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@manek43509 CIRCLE PITTTT

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@LinusTech It doesn't. All desktop Icons are off

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@NewtonFaulkner will be seeing you at @FestivalToo can you put human love in the set list please? It's one of my faves and I don't recall you playing it when I've seen you previously.

[Mr. Beckett @mrbeckett_]

@KingsLynnPolice I just want to say thank you to pc2017 for having as much fun at the festival as everyone else, dancing and playing with all the kids too!