Andrew Smith

More issues than I can count. Killing brain cells one Friday night at a time

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

#Butlins90s

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@Dominos_UK Tottenham Hotspur Fan!👻👻🧙🎃

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@SamoaJoe All hail Tyberos

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@NoelClarke So your good for getting convicted for noncing but unfounded accusations and a cleared name is a no no. If it doesn't show that being a bacon runs right to the top of TV and film.

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@NoelClarke They came for you for less, but like they did with Saville, if the face fits, they hide the bodies for you at the BBC

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@alrightfans @TheQuietKid18 Etrannie Ekoku?

[Benjamin Pearson “Interceptor” @bs_pearson]

No words needed…..Police 1 - Shitbag 0

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Today, our thoughts remain with the family and friends of Fusilier Lee Rigby, 11 years since his murder in Woolwich.

We also recall the bravery of the police officers who confronted the two terrorists.

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@TrueHarris Singing and watching terrorist turned to mist, are you trying to show me a good time?

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

German politician of the AFD party, Marie-Thérèse Kaiser was just convicted & fined $6,000+

Her crime? Posting statistics showing that Afghan immigrants are disproportionately committing sexuaI assauIt in Germany.

You know what to do. Share it more.

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@curtiswoodhous8 My dad bought 3 kids up as my mother was a useless cow he did his best but when we were old enough he became a friends we would go boozing and had a right laugh together and he was the best grandad ever. Watching him go was the hardest day of my life. I'd love one more phonecall

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@curtiswoodhous8 Is that your brother or Bobby Zamora, he is a ringer!

[Simon Jordan @Sjopinion10]

#MayoralElection

Tomorrow is voting day for London mayor ..

For the love of god … there has to be a change..

We have to stop the khanage !

Crime , traffic .. constant division .. race baiting and endless self promotion

#SadiqKhan vote him out !

[SnowyDanger x P A P @snowydanger]

Argueing with someone not knowing they went toe to toe with Mike Tyson has gotta be one of the funniest things ever 😂😂😂😂😂 bloke called him a fat cyunt as well 😂

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

You’ve asked me several questions on this thread and accused me of avoiding answering, so here goes.

I believe a woman is a human being who belongs to the sex class that produces large gametes. It’s irrelevant whether or not her gametes have ever been fertilised, whether or not she’s carried a baby to term, irrelevant if she was born with a rare difference of sexual development that makes neither of the above possible, or if she’s aged beyond being able to produce viable eggs. She is a woman and just as much a woman as the others.

I don’t believe a woman is more or less of a woman for having sex with men, women, both or not wanting sex at all. I don’t think a woman is more or less of a woman for having a buzz cut and liking suits and ties, or wearing stilettos and mini dresses, for being black, white or brown, for being six feet tall or a little person, for being kind or cruel, angry or sad, loud or retiring. She isn't more of a woman for featuring in Playboy or being a surrendered wife, nor less of a woman for designing space rockets or taking up boxing. What makes her a woman is the fact of being born in a body that, assuming nothing has gone wrong in her physical development (which, as stated above, still doesn't stop her being a woman), is geared towards producing eggs as opposed to sperm, towards bearing as opposed to begetting children, and irrespective of whether she's done either of those things, or ever wants to.

Womanhood isn't a mystical state of being, nor is it measured by how well one apes sex stereotypes. We are not the creatures either porn or the Bible tell you we are. Femaleness is not, as trans woman Andrea Chu Long wrote, ‘an open mouth, an expectant asshole, blank, blank eyes,’ nor are we God’s afterthought, sprung from Adam’s rib.

Women are provably subject to certain experiences because of our female bodies, including different forms of oppression, depending on the cultures in which we live. When trans activists say 'I thought you didn't want to be defined by your biology,' it’s a feeble and transparent attempt at linguistic sleight of hand. Women don't want to be limited, exploited, punished, or subject to other unjust treatment because of their biology, but our being female is indeed defined by our biology. It's one material fact about us, like having freckles or disliking beetroot, neither of which are representative of our entire beings, either. Women have billions of different personalities and life stories, which have nothing to do with our bodies, although we are likely to have had experiences men don't and can't, because we belong to our sex class.

Some people feel strongly that they should have been, or wish to be seen as, the sex class into which they weren't born. Gender dysphoria is a real and very painful condition and I feel nothing but sympathy for anyone who suffers from it. I want them to be free to dress and present themselves however they like and I want them to have exactly the same rights as every other citizen regarding housing, employment and personal safety. I do not, however, believe that surgeries and cross-sex hormones literally turn a person into the opposite sex, nor do I believe in the idea that each of us has a nebulous ‘gender identity’ that may or might not match our sexed bodies. I believe the ideology that preaches those tenets has caused, and continues to cause, very real harm to vulnerable people.

I am strongly against women's and girls' rights and protections being dismantled to accommodate trans-identified men, for the very simple reason that no study has ever demonstrated that trans-identified men don't have exactly the same pattern of criminality as other men, and because, however they identify, men retain their advantages of speed and strength. In other words, I think the safety and rights of girls and women are more important than those men's desire for validation.

I sincerely hope that answers your questions. You may still disagree, but as I hope this shows, I’m more than happy to have this debate.

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@HumzaYousaf @MFRNews How about just for a change helping some people in the places your in charge of instead of spending all your energy on a cause on the otherside of the world. 90% of the population couldn't give a toss and are just concerned with getting through the next week

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉

Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them.

In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex.

For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors.

It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal.

I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment.

If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it.

#ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland

11/X

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@GAMcKnight @fesshole Amen to this tweet, if the wife ever finds out what 3 Centurions cost she will hit the roof and doubt it will stop her

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@HMRCcustomers Back 5 years starting last tax year

[Andrew Smith @mrbeefy1981]

@HMRCcustomers afternoon im self employed construction worker with tax stopped a Mt source. I've just applied for marriage allowance and it said we are owed money and I will receive credit on next year's return but I want it in a cheque now how do I request this,

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