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[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

Y'all be there attending every marathon but when the drones come to pick you up, you dont run.

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

Admin that last confession reminded me of my old days of doing weed and hanging out at my dealers trap house.

There had been a lot of theft around the area, so one day police closes off the ka area and do a raid because I'm assuming they thought the thugs used to hang out there.

[Zong Feng @mark_keron]

Let's be precise about what's actually happening here.

This isn't female empowerment , this is a woman so alienated from her own biological future that she made an irreversible surgical decision at 24, and has now repackaged her personal wound as political philosophy.

You want to call men stupid?

Look around you. The synthetic fibres in your clothes, engineered.
The smartphone, cameras filming this podcast ,designed, manufactured, and distributed overwhelmingly by men.

The roads you drove to the patio bella on. The electricity in the building. The internet carrying your voice. The very language of logic you're borrowing to make an illogical argument.

That's not a patriarchal talking point , that's just archaeology of the modern world.

You can be angry at individual men. You cannot, with any intellectual honesty, call the gender that built your infrastructure "stupid."

But here's the more interesting question, the one nobody hosting mary ash on podcasts will dare ask: What happened to you?

Because women who are genuinely thriving , who have sorted themselves out, who have done the hard internal work ,they don't go on podcasts to call half the human race idiots.

They're too busy living.

The rage is a signal, not a statement.

It's pointing at something. And if I had to guess , and I've read enough Jung and enough case studies to make an educated one , it points directly back to your father. Or more precisely, to his absence.

To the space where a man who could model masculine competence and care should have stood, and didn't.

And your mother , single, doing her best, probably extraordinary in many ways , she couldn't fill that gap.

Not because she wasn't enough as a person, but because one person cannot be two archetypes, that's not a criticism of her. That's just the mathematics of development.

But here's what I suspect you already know, somewhere you won't admit publicly: the girls from your school — the ones who knew your family, who watched your home life , they already understand where this is coming from. And no amount of podcast appearances changes what they know.

The work isn't calling men stupid. The work is forgiving your father for leaving and forgiving your mother for being human.

That's the road out. Everything else is just noise dressed up as ideology and the most expensive noise you've bought so far cost you your fertility.

Clean up your room first. Then we'll talk.

[CHuRCHiLL🦅 @najunaezra44]

Why are these mercedes benz C200 cars many on market and why are they so cheaps?🤔

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

Light moment shared.
Was hilarious.

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

Admin there's a makeup artist tweep who was popular here that we have arrested for aiding and abetting sex trafficking, which also included trafficking of minors. Her role: Recruiting young women from twitter, snapchat and tiktok and

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

Hello admin

In an alternate universe;

- Sydney ignores the lady’s cry for help and goes about his business.
- Obed ignores the crowd and goes back home to eat with his wife and kids

Who is to blame? Society. The very society that failed to create a safe environment for women

[Your Car Guy @KasajjaAndrew3]

I be telling you my things and you keep taking them for granted now I have just seen a Toyota Rumion 2010 UBN selling at 28M and a VW Tiguan 2014 UBP selling at 25M😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kayongo Khamis @Kk_Hamis]

Munkwatemu wano katono .
Tambuza poster 🫶🏿🙏🏿

[MC Ollo @LuoboyOllo]

Father had an evil spirit as his prom date at Makindye ss Prom

#NBSPlus #NBSYouthVoice

[dallen.luna @Faithdallen]

Cabinet Ministers are the senior or bigger ones.
Cabinet Ministers or full ministers head entire ministries and sit in the actual Cabinet (the top decision making body with the President, VP, PM and many others), set overall policy and have more authority and prestige. They are the bosses.

State Ministers also called Ministers of State are junior or deputy level. They assist Cabinet Ministers handle specific sub portfolios for example State Minister for Primary Healthcare under the full Health Minister or take on delegated tasks. They don't automatically sit in Cabinet meetings unless invited.

[ebrah · PHP @AutoTrendzUg]

Most Ugandans on third-party insurance think they're insured. They're not. They've just paid a legal fee to be allowed on the road.

Third-party covers the other guy. That's the entire job. If you hit a boda, MTP (Motor Third Party) pays him up to 1M for injury and 10M total across all victims in one accident. Your car, your bumper, your medical bills, your stress. Your problem.

And the actual price some people quote is wrong. MTP in Uganda right now is about UGX 76,000 a year which can slightly vary by provider.

Comprehensive is regulated at roughly 4% of your car's market value per year. A 20M Vitz costs around 800k. A 30M Noah sits at about 1.2M. A 50M Harrier is closer to 2M. An 80M Prado pushes 3.2M. Install a tracker and most insurers knock up to 15% off.

Here is the math nobody runs. If your car is worth 30M and you are paying 76k for MTP, you are sitting on a 30M asset with zero cover for theft, fire, your own accident damage, vandalism or the boda that hit and broke your side mirror and disappeared on Kampala Road in our usual crazy traffic.

One bad afternoon erases the asset. The 1.2M would have replaced it.

If your car is worth under 15M and you can absorb the full loss, third-party is reasonable. Above that if you are not insuring. You are gambling. And with the indiscipline and chaos on our roads, "the buying land & building a house guys" get to win eventually...😂

Are you on MTP only or comprehensive? Has yours ever paid out? Tell me below.

[Ramah Kizito @RamahKizito]

What’s the age gap between your parents?

[mrberts @mrberts3]

@UG_confesses Tuwe date

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

Men are just chill and funny. There's a ka neighborhood kafunda we go to for drinks. We got there it was locked. But we also found another guy who had come too. He was also disappointed. But he had a super custom car. He told us we should tag along, we ended up buying drinks at a supermarket, hanging out in a car park, drinking and singing Kareoke in his car until 2:30am. Nobody knew anybody's name

[SHOLLY-PEE @Sholly_Pee1]

If you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost this.

[Mekatilili wa Pweza @mwakawhat]

Run clubs
Gyms
Art galleries
Concerts
Walking clubs
Karura
Painting and sips
Book clubs

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

So admin we arrested three thugs but i am not going to mention the locality where this happened because these stories are shared and our bosses call in, and they want to take over. Yet we need vengeance to be served, not justice. Justice wont be enough for what they did.

On the evening of the 26th a young couple was walking back home, only to bump into a big group of thugs. This group runs weed and 'kikoola 🌿' operations in the area and has just fought another new supplier in the area. So basically a gang war had just happened and these two were very unfortunate to walk into that madness playing out in the middle of the road. It wasn't even dark. It was 6pm.

As this guy and girl try to pass them and proceed, the gang stops the girl. They hold her back. So the guy tries and struggles to pull her away from the guy holding her hand. Fight ensues, they are outnumbered, its 2 against 6. Guy takes a brick to the head. Down he goes. Chick misjudges and instead of running to call for help, she stays crying, on the ground, trying to get her man up, blood gushing out of his head.

She is gangraped, right there, as her man slowly dies, his blood all over her clothes.

Admin, we've caught three of these guys and i can for sure tell you we are not taking them to any courts. They are somewhere and the pain of the world is going to be inflicted on them until they are begging to die. The townspeople want them, but us first. There are crimes that deserve no comfort of a jail cell 🚮

[mrberts @mrberts3]

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