thatrealassgangsta

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[p90x @pertiise]

trying to watch a football stream but the chat is debating who has a fatter ass between cardi b and mbuemo

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

The greatest to ever do it and it’s not close

[X2C @SPIRITOFX2C]

Woke up sad that my loan to Weekend FC is over but then i realised i’m Jobless FC and tried happiness gimmick but then IRL Life Marj FC told me i have 2 weeks to start employment gimmick or she kicks me out of her yard gimmick

[X2C @SPIRITOFX2C]

Tried socialising gimmick with IRL life oomfs FC and it was actually lobos but kept opening xitter to feel the dopamine of my neymar gimmick xeets banging

[Danz📌 @zinownh]

keir starmer thinks he’s seeing heaven lmaooooooooooo

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

How it feels getting 3+ laugh reacts in the groupchat

[thatrealassgangsta @mrbigballs100]

@bonehed_2

[link 🐾 @linkclaws]

virgin maxxing by getting involved in my unis esports club 🙌

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

"Brian Madjo is 17 years old"

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Met a mate for a drink in Sadiq Khan's London last night. My phone got nicked twice and we had to go to six pubs before we found one where the barstaff spoke English. Then I got murdered on the way home.

[DepressoEspresso 🎋🍭 @LordGuruSama]

Me looking at random products at the store because someone is in front of the thing I actually came for

[ReflectiveRuby 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇻🇪 @ReflectiveRuby2]

I bought 3 litres of chocolate milk last night and I already drank it all.

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @EEuro_step]

That first Mudryk balloon touch in preseason.

[👨🏼‍🦲Jeff✌🏼☝🏼🖐🏼 @Philly_Bul215]

Niggas thought Bron was going to play with the African brick layers down Miami 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[SB @ShowBoat00]

One of my boys said double cold celly at the bridge and my ting lowks went rock solid...

[Cyberpunk 2077 @CyberpunkGame]

“A single merc can't possibly take down Arasaka Tower on their own"

V:

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

sometimes i fantasize about Colwill coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb he kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe then he starts to cry and apologizes begging me to forgive him he holds me all night as i gently cry into his t-shirt

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

Had a pint of jubel for the first time last night and wow, wit a beer

[Alex Fairfax @Alex_Fairfax06]

“What’s my approval rating?”

- It’s bad Mr Prime Minister. It’s -43. It’s…it’s in the mud.

“Could it get lower?”

- I mean anything COULD happen but realistically-

“Kill the ponies.”

- Wha-

“The ponies. The cute little ponies. Kill them.”

- Sir, they’re endangered

“Fuck ‘em. Make the call.”