big dec is in town

cerified himbo

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

hey, i'm declan. i'm an er nurse so put me in your speed dial. you can put my contact in as "big dec 🍆" but only because i'm muscly and like eggplant parmesan of course. nothing else, you freaks.

i'm building up my contacts so qrt with a pic of you and your dream contact name.

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@okdione is there a particular reason you chose this moon phase at all?

[𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 @okdione]

hii declan !! you can just put me down as 'dione 🌖' :D

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@ImSoooFiaa i hope you get to it soon

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

thinking about my bed

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@ImSoooFiaa okay you've convinced me

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

just got off shift do i lift or grab a mimosa

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@perizahut found this place that has peach mimosas ooooooo babe

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@perizahut 12 hours in the ER

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@themaeviecat wait you're so cute what if i put "the cutest maevie 💚" instead?

[🐈‍⬛ @themaeviecat]

hi I'd be "maevie 💚"

[the vibes are: IN A POKEMON WORLD @tysonnydelightt]

CALL ME POKEMON MASTER IN TRAINING

or simply ty :3

[CLICK THE LINK IN BIO. @officialbeeluvr]

this is all i need and i’ll be happy :) the name included btw. QUEEN (FEMALE) is typing… makes me giggle thinking about it.

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@perizahut i'll text you and remind you every day

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@alexsfinsta shut up i'm redoing it

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@ceceslaststraw what is it?

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@okdione so you want me to kill them?

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

my owala does not contain anything carbonated but is making fizzing noises. do we think this is because i haven't washed it in a month?

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@okdione and then you're going to tell me to wash it again

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@Ynathepixie i'm adding to my gut microbiome

[big dec is in town @mrbigdec]

@okdione but it's well seasoned now