mikey

ill say sorry but im not taking off my glasses

[mikey @mrbingleman]

desperately need a bolt check, my shits walking all over the road

[mikey @mrbingleman]

@magierdude assetto corsa

[jb @sleep487]

You gotta stay gaming bruh dont focus on no girls just stay gaming

[mikey @mrbingleman]

ahh yes time to work on my car… but first, i need my tripod

[mikey @mrbingleman]

me watching the like a virgin music video by bladee

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

this is so scary. imagine you thinking you found the man of your dreams and this is his digital footprint

[mikey @mrbingleman]

what if we took everything that’s cool away from something so we could make it more competitive… that’s drifting in 2026

[mikey @mrbingleman]

IN THE CORNER OF THE PARTY IM NOT A SPEAKER

[mikey @mrbingleman]

hit me with a blunt object if my vehicle or body have any youtuber merch on

[mikey @mrbingleman]

hey i’m an idiot everyone feel bad for me

[mr nasty no drama @mrnastynodrama]

I’m a Canadian conservative and I got fired for wearing this shirt to work today

[mikey @mrbingleman]

starting an archive page called “killingmyselfffff” where i post cars

[Charlie Kirks Neck Tie @FUCKBOOG]

These Guyanese niggas always in these loud ass Hondas speeding thru my damn neighborhood like we in need for speed scunterground

[mikey @mrbingleman]

its so unfortunate that i love terrible music

[mikey @mrbingleman]

blame it all on my roots, i showed up in boots 😔

[mikey @mrbingleman]

i gotta stop tweeting about white ppl and tim hortons

[我꙲爱꙲你꙲ @g97s1]

-> be 23
-> lose hairline
-> don’t give a fuck
-> being adult baby
-> addicted to memphis rap
-> heavily inspired by cigarettes

[mikey @mrbingleman]

white ppl be like: “im about to be publicly racist over tim hortons”

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

BOOM HEADSHOT (2009)

[mikey @mrbingleman]

modern drifting is kinda like if every skateboarder started dressing like this bc it allowed them to ollie half an inch higher