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mostly screaming into the void about tv of questionable quality and silly pop music

[reu @mrblobbys]

zohran is a drag king

[reu @mrblobbys]

honestly i think getting a butterfly tramp stamp and also having sex with women is one of the most heterosexual things a man can do

[reu @mrblobbys]

I think some people can't tell the difference between balding, having a big forehead and having both a receeeing hairline and a big forehead

[reu @mrblobbys]

people complain about actors' height like humphrey bogart didn't get put in hooves

[reu @mrblobbys]

ok so we now know that the total class viewership was joe locke, 4 lesbians who were obsessed with katherine kelly, the childhood friend i lost touch with and me

[daily joe locke @dailyjlocke]

joe locke and kit connor talk about their “heartstopper” (🎥: https://t.co/erPImHfHRK):

joe locke: “i actually think my heartstopper wasn't even like, necessarily queer representation. my heartstopper was ‘sarah jane adventures’ with her lipstick sonic screwdriver. that was my heartstopper.”

kit connor: “i feel like i always used to say ‘modern family,’ but i was like really obsessed with ‘modern family.’ for some reason, that doesn't feel like my heartstopper, but i don't know. i would almost say doctor who or something like that. but also sarah jane. the whole doctor who universe was just quite sort of, it was so heartstoppper for me. it stopped my heart.”

joe: “i was never a doctor who fan, but love sarah jane. it was just the strong female energy. also, there was a queer doctor who series called class, i think it was called, and i loved that.”

kit: “really? i didn't know that.”

[reu @mrblobbys]

he looks like a forlorn woman in a john everett millais painting

[bisexual robert lewandowski #oyarzaBALL @reinoirr]

he's so gorgeous in this photo, so delicate

[reu @mrblobbys]

has anybody done a wellness check on low budget film actors who didn't get the call for hr or oc but do have beer league skills they hope will be work relevant at some point? those lads are probs sitting at home thinking this is a trend that i should be able to make money off of

[reu @mrblobbys]

I havent mentioned ride the pod anywhere but somehow youtube knows yesterday i considered getting back into ride the pod...spooky. or maybe based off my instagram targeted ads that aren't as location specific as you'd think

[jane @jane_mulcahy]

as an unofficial lifetime movie correspondent I feel the need to report that the website of Johnson Production Group, common producer of lifetime and hallmark movies, has apparently been taken over by Indonesian hackers

[reu @mrblobbys]

that's why posts on here that pretend the reason melanie lynskey and sophie nelisse were good picks for shauna is because they look alike bug me. irl those women only slightly resemble each other. it's the brown contacts , brown wig and eyebrows doing the work

[reu @mrblobbys]

when there's a casting announcement for an adaptation or biopic people on here go "the casting is bad! i don't see that person as that character!". then a photo of that actor with a haircut or in costume drops and everybody backtracks

[reu @mrblobbys]

how many times will people on here relearn that films and tv shows have costume, hair and make up departments and really good ones can do things that drastically alter an actor's appearance

[reu @mrblobbys]

me in my heavily discounted suit from next i brought 2 days before the event i needed it for

[reu @mrblobbys]

I'm surprised people are still shocked when athletes who speak english as their second language eventually start sounding at least somewhat like their teammates and/or develop the local accent of the city they play in

[reu @mrblobbys]

whenever i see a picture of our di i think don't let her down and that's joe lycetts power

[reu @mrblobbys]

I don't have a screensaver it just flicks behind various pictures associated with clickbait headlines and this one made me scream because in a way it's a reference to one of my fave joe lycett bits

[reu @mrblobbys]

the ongoing saga of extremely beautiful women scheduling their stand up sets in a way that conflicts with my schedule continues

[reu @mrblobbys]

the nice man from love island having a credit in the other two titled guy at urinal explains some things in a way

[reu @mrblobbys]

my entire tl is just the worst wc discouse you've ever seen mixed with posts about how that nice man from love island usa is friends with everyone in la

[reu @mrblobbys]

obviously england's foreign policy is horrific and it has committed countless atrocities. however in regards to the tournament i want one of the teams who are less likely to celebrate with a racist chant about their opponents to win

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

Are we really doing “Argentina is an evil country” compared to ENGLAND