ben jammin

we all just mice in the great wheel of cheese called life

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Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever just watched The Emoji Movie (2017) starring TJ Miller, James Corden, and Sir Patrick Stewart in cinemas July 28th?

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Oh husband you get too high and watch the hobbit we are homeless now

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Gollum definitely put the ring on his cock at some point

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The ultimate paradox of wearing glasses to avoid looking fucked up but looking fucked up because you’re wearing sunglasses

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The best part about going to work is getting to listen to depressing music and romanticize my melancholic solitude all day

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People don’t say “this world must die” like they used to.

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Anyone ever notice that band led zepplin sounds a fuck of a lot like Greta Van Fleet??

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Imma be real I don’t know much about Georgia politics and I just kinda assumed that Raphael Warnock and Herschel Walker were running mates cause everyone always threw their names around together

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@RickCarusoLA @USC_Athletics @uscfb Why don’t you donate some money to the Trojan knights? #alumknight

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@RedRiverNorth @MattLeinartQB Cry.

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@averyl___ Based

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@averyl___ Real.

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I wanna become famous just so that one day, years down the line, I can do an interview with Nardwuar and he can ask me about the time I shoved a whole cheese stick up my nose in third grade or some shit

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@steven_fett @CelebLife Bro chill

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Accidentally watched the first five minutes of that game of thrones prequel in Czech cause I thought they were speaking high valarian or some shit

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Has anyone counted to see if centipedes actually have 100 legs? I bet those lil fuckers are lying about it.

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@cinegabe Cinegabe in thirty years

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@cinegabe I hope you’re ok. Sending thoughts and prayers

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You know the semesters almost over when the number of complete sock pairs you have goes from 10 to 2

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No likes damn this says a lot about society

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People who make you take your shoes off when you go inside have foot fetishes. They just want a sniff of those little piggies