Matt Dietz

Money's just somethin' you throw off the back of a dragon.

[Matt Dietz @mrblueduck]

@FarmGirlCarrie @DoerksenKevin LOL

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@WeAreSinclair Clowns.

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@jk_rowling Child, shut the fuck up.

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@dalepartridge Child, shut the fuck up.

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@guardian @egoraptor

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@swlemire LOL, I’d like to know how you got your job reviewing TV. I’d like to be able to do as shit a job, mistakenly using episode titles from season 1 of True Detective for season 4.

[Matt Dietz @mrblueduck]

@ChicagoPoliceFC Y’all walking off the job yet? Don’t threaten us with a good time.

[Matt Dietz @mrblueduck]

@FOP7Chicago Y’all walking off the job yet? Don’t threaten us with a good time.

[Matt Dietz @mrblueduck]

@janna_stein @DontFiqWithMe I hardly ever use this!

[Matt Dietz @mrblueduck]

@elonmusk You do this bullshit during Weird Al’s holiest of weekends.

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@elonmusk Big baby asshole.

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@chadloder

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@VanityFair @Grimezsz These people are terrible.

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Refusing a free vaccine is not the same as the Holocaust.

[Matt Dietz @mrblueduck]

@peacockTV @normmacdonald Release The Norm Show.

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Gen Z fucked up cuz they could’ve said we like modem noises in music.

[Matt Dietz @mrblueduck]

“After the pandemic” is the new American dream.

[Matt Dietz @mrblueduck]

@JenLawrence21 You’re not funny at all.

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@MondoVulgare Heaven Help Us