Mr Boner

i gotta an boner | 36 years young | Professional Bungalow Cleaner

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

Can't wait to travel more ❤️

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

I'm back with a avengers

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@willsgardevoir What ever happened to just liking baps and minge and arse and minge? If that don't get the boner started then bollocks to fuck!

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@LosPollosTV @jynxzi You what

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@SuuBrainrot Bloody knobhead, well baited my friend 🤝

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

Not a fan of cartoons. I will be there.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘ALLEY CATS’, a new animated series created by Ricky Gervais.

The series follows the challenges of a group of feral British cats who seek companionship.

Releasing in 2026 on Netflix.

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@amlib2e1 @FearedBuck ok

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

british person ordering desert: ill have the cake and CUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

Merry christmas to all! I tried to watch the Gavin and Stacey christmas special last night but it was too fucking scary, I can't sit through any of it why did they make it all so horrifying

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@BenHugh26422354 ooo look at the baps on her

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@Meowingfriend @UlyssesReborn69 @DevilC12291 @talesofivory understandable lad.

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@UlyssesReborn69 @DevilC12291 @talesofivory hmmm well approximately 2-3 business days if @Meowingfriend lends me a hand but he's a useless bastard

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@DevilC12291 @UlyssesReborn69 @talesofivory I run a very successful bungalow cleaning service I’ll have you know

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@UlyssesReborn69 @talesofivory nah she was just a bit of a slag. but bloody hell she had some baps on her!

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@UlyssesReborn69 @talesofivory no kids unfortunatally. my ex wife bloody aborted them to smirtheens!

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@UlyssesReborn69 @talesofivory Mmmmm that will look lovely on you once I'm done with that chicken booty

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@UlyssesReborn69 @talesofivory i'm a hard working, 35 year old self employed business owner. not a xister. i may just wank to you tonight as punishment

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

Haven't tweeted in a while.... my incel rage is brewing.... the release of it will be brutal...

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@UlyssesReborn69 @talesofivory Just put the fries in the bag ya little twat!

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@PM_O1905 Wheeeeeeeeeeey fucking mint and im fucking british wahaaaaaaay fucking ave it

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

@Meowingfriend I wish you were shit at your job so I could sack you, but may just wank on you in secret instead

[Mr Boner @mrbonerLOL]

Funny work story with @Meowingfriend today

Me: so we cleaned the floors, chimneys and living room wall. Anything else?
Client: the bath
We both go in to see meowingfriend having a bath
Meowingfriend: ooo its lovley

2 star review. 2 stars. Fuk.