:-(

cool as biscuits

[:-( @mrboobinsky]

the first paragraph of this obituary

[:-( @mrboobinsky]

Currently realizing that the lumineers are gay

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

Showing this to the guy at the dispensary like I’m showing a barber the haircut I want

[:-( @mrboobinsky]

We need better mental health medication commercials fr like depressive bipolar episodes don’t “make u feel like you were missing out”, they make you want to DIE!

[:-( @mrboobinsky]

Everyone and their mother are writing a memoir like we do not care

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Have you ever heard two “no worries don’t worry no worries if not!!” girls interact for the first time

[:-( @mrboobinsky]

Porter station escalator is what it feels like to fall in your sleep

[KayaSSCD0 @KayaSilly0]

okay I make LIKE 2 POSTS involving the dmv in my sscd fantasies because I liked the idea of it, and people think Im LARPING.

I know you get it online the dmv just turned me on that night. Im not even into it thaaat much usually.

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I can’t have a boy over spontaneously because I have to hide my 357 empty pill bottles first

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Yeah don’t think I’ll try that one pinterest

[:-( @mrboobinsky]

This is the problem with Gen Z. Kids these days don’t want to work

[:-( @mrboobinsky]

Boutta make it 8,303,898,376

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Sorry just have to open my door close it unbuckle rebuckle turn the car on and off switch between am and fm 30 times to get my Bluetooth to work and then we can leave

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Truly insane how we were just as a society beginning to start asking each other “dumb” questions again and ChatGPT ruined it so quickly

[:-( @mrboobinsky]

Not now sweetie mommy’s doing a pelaton ride with Dennis

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Gonna slit my wrists in front of my table that’s the only thing between me and the door

[:-( @mrboobinsky]

Me: having the worst panic attack I’ve ever had, shaking uncontrollably
My mom: do you think you’re also dehydrated?

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Is everyone mad at me

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My entire feed rn is like ufo in my backyard, the moon is moving wicked fast, tornadoes in vermont, flash flooding due to ai, don’t eat produce or you’ll shit your pants

[:-( @mrboobinsky]

Would anyone like to work my shift tmw morning