John Breneman

Writer | Editor | Et Cetera … first-time author “A Man of Remarkable Restraint”

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

Here’s an unusual “Author Unboxing” video … from first-time author of “A Man of Remarkable Restraint” https://t.co/YKFljTGdEG #BookWorm #BookNerd

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

“Vladimir, STOP!” — Phony Trump pretends to stand up to Putin with pathetic “Vladimir, STOP!” commie communiqué ... while backing Russia's murderous unprovoked war to conquer Ukraine.
https://t.co/vw2rbtKAPG

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

Honest Abe as a rapper? Yep. Hear President Abraham Lincoln's 'Lost Lincoln Lyrics' ... https://t.co/9dQybxk2iw

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

Super Bowl LIX: Super-satirical pre-game announcement ... Welcome to the Bud Miller Ford Chevy Coke Pepsi Cheetos Doritos Viagra GoDaddy Super Bowl !!! https://t.co/J3Egdq3PgF

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

Breaking satire: Tabloid hero Bat Boy to testify vs. Trump ... https://t.co/7i34EyaQ9h

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Everybody's talking about how much David Pecker's testimony is going to hurt Trump.

But nobody's even mentioning how deeply this hurts the credibility of The National Enquirer.

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

Breaking satire: Tabloid hero Bat Boy to testify vs. Trump ... https://t.co/7i34EyaQ9h

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Umm. David Pecker testifies that he had a joint call with Hope Hicks and Sarah Huckabee Sanders — taxpayer funded WH officials, at the time — about whether Karen McDougal’s contract should be extended. "Both of them said that they thought it was a good idea," Pecker said.

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

Breaking satire: Tabloid sensation Bat Boy to testify at Trump trial ... https://t.co/7i34EyaQ9h

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

🚨David Pecker's testimony today destroyed the prosecution's case

He testified that Trump "had no idea what [he] was talking about" when he asked about reimbursing Michael Cohen for the Stormy payment

He also said the "catch & kill" scheme was devised by him & Cohen--NOT Trump

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

Breaking satire: Tabloid sensation Bat Boy to testify at Trump trial ... https://t.co/7i34EyaQ9h

[Larry Sabato @LarrySabato]

It’s hard to start another day having learned the National Enquirer was not a truthful news source. #TrumpTrials

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

Happy Earth Day to you !!!
Allow me to dish up a heaping tectonic plate of metaphorical Earth Day cake ...
#EarthDay2024 #EarthDayEveryDay #EarthDay24
https://t.co/DePzQMwfJ0

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This Day in (Revisionist) History - March 2 https://t.co/Eql2lrTTk3 Charlie Chaplin

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This Day in (Revisionist) History - February 18 https://t.co/wnfUn4MMpq

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This Day in (Revisionist) History - February 16 https://t.co/Uclsts8iex

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

First-time Boskone attendee ... came away so inspired that I filed this fun report: “One Writer’s Strange and Exhilarating Voyage to His First Science Fiction Conference.” https://t.co/fYw3Jrkl3u

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

Triple Action News anchor Reid Page reports live from NH, where a cruel demented lunatic has won the GOP presidential primary. #NHprimary #NHGOPprimary #TrumpSatire #Haley https://t.co/WudgodmPJb

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

@Out5p0ken @atrupar Deliciously biting satire #kudos

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@elonmusk Y

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@elonmusk Y

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@ElonMuskAOC How about: Y

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

History’s heartthrobs talk Valentine’s Day
https://t.co/INdle9qeZv
#love #ValentinesDay

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

How sad it must be for you ... to see your "full-blown dementia" poster boy absolutely CRUSHING your GQP lunatics on the Social Security and Medicare issue ... what are your thoughts on this, BJ?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This clip is of Joe Biden a few minutes ago. This is the behavior of a sad man with full-blown dementia.

Anyone who says otherwise is a craven liar complicit in elder abuse.

[John Breneman @MrBreneman]

Speaking of “laughing stocks” … you are the butt of your own joke, Doge ... #ElonMuskIsMyDaddy #weird

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Woke people are becoming the laughing stock of the world!