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[Yahweh @2GodsClash]

Feeling whimsical, in my Fredas best and sipping Honningbrew mead at the College of Winterhold while my professor exclaims that Skyrim is for the Nords not knowing I only wear the Amulet of Talos because it matches the kicks

[bun @mrbudheavy]

Hate when I see a girl with nice teeth working the bar at Buffalo Wild Wings like let me take you away from this I can save you

[bun @mrbudheavy]

Magnets really blow my simple mind

[bun @mrbudheavy]

When I die put my BAC on my tombstone

[bun @mrbudheavy]

I’m in Whiterun sipping Nordweiser at The Bannered Mare

[bun @mrbudheavy]

Sprayed that 9 in his eyes he got Glockoma

[bun @mrbudheavy]

The number of beers I drink is nothing compared to the number of beers I won’t get to drink

[bun @mrbudheavy]

Spending my money like I’m living in COD Zombies all my money invested in guns and percs

[bun @mrbudheavy]

Your man bringing books to the bar meanwhile I’m bringing beers to the library

[bun @mrbudheavy]

@2GodsClash Type shit I be looking on ODIN because intel collection never ceases

[bun @mrbudheavy]

CALL MY OPPS J€WISH THE WAY THESE HOLLOWS COST THEM THEY LIFE

Moss@d is actively coming for me.

[bun @mrbudheavy]

Today’s ice cream sandwich count:
3

[bun @mrbudheavy]

Me: *Looting burial urns*
The Draugr in Saarthal:

[bun @mrbudheavy]

No one:
The Draugr in Bleak Falls Barrow:

[bun @mrbudheavy]

2 Thin Mints with Oreo cream in the middle

[bun @mrbudheavy]

Huzz ask me what I’m thinking bout I said drinking

[bun @mrbudheavy]

There’s always at least 1 drunk driver on the road, but if I’m driving then there’s at least 2.

[bun @mrbudheavy]

I can’t open a Cadbury Creme Egg in the dark