Caleb Nelson

🇧🇷 // That guy with too many bumper stickers

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

im going to name my dog malone that way when I put up a picture of him i can post malone

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

@IsaacRGutierrez I thought u were gonna say you feel like a butt

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

Me: "Ok that was my last game of fortnite"

Roomie: "Play one more ga-....."

Me: "Ok you talked me into it" *picks up controller*

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

That roller coaster of emotions that always ends in crying lol

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

I feel like tweets are going to appear in history books in the future

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

@The_Kid_Ry type in "politics" in google

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

@Jr_guti14 you a nut lol

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

The only one i will retweet https://t.co/c9qaVHH4gP

[“Nereoo” @premenere0]

FINAL

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

@skumher17 every day lol

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

Customer: There's no lettuce on my sandwich.

Employee: Sorry, there's none romaining.

Customer: Stop this.

Employee: If there's anyway that we can make up for it, lettuce know!

Customer: Ok I need to speak to a manager right now.

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

Tyrannosaurus Woof

Poorcanine

Dog Centipede https://t.co/96IJPKx7cz

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

Turns out I just needed a nap

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

@sleepybel that and organizing

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

What do you call truth that you can print?

FAX

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

@Cory_House Yes I remember 😂

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

@ariaaaanaaaaa @wroong_paradise @IsaacRGutierrez Lmao

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

@The_Kid_Ry Bro it's true

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

how i think i look in a bowtie.
how i really look in a bowtie...
like pinhead

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

@BigHomieCashh @Ballin4vellNae

[Caleb Nelson @mrcalebguy]

A girl looks for a good guy.

A guy looks for a good girl.

But neither looks to come half-way.