CJ Lengua

Half man, half lion... half grizzly, half horse. Check the math. It's legit.

All thoughts my own, naturally.

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

MAKE NOUN ADJECTIVE AGAIN! #MNAA

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

"The closest we've ever been" is literally the definition of a countdown though lolol

[GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ @GTAVI_Countdown]

GTA 6 has officially entered the double-digit countdown to release for the first time.

This is the closest we’ve ever been.

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

@SportsCenter Came here looking for an uncensored version 👎

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

@PTI "The highest in terms of lowness" lmfao @wemby

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

The collab NYC needs @jalenbrunson1 @ActionBronson

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

.@RealMichaelKay talking about snorkel coats is sending me

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

When a Haitian man kills someone, it’s "proof" all migrants are monsters.

When American-born men slaughter kids at Sandy Hook, Columbine, or El Paso (and literally dozens of other examples), they call it a hoax or "mental health" and move on.

Pick a lane.

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

@SpaceMonkeysdie @Schultz_Report Please remind me the name of that song

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@monkeysGambit @buccocapital He... did

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

Guys. I found ⁦@JohnCena⁩ #youcantseeme

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

@DisneyPlusHelp when will we actually be able to reliably watch movies? Series, no problem. Pupstruction is on right now. Luca, Frozen, Toy Story? Better luck next time. Clock's ticking for me to cancel.

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

@DisneyPlus gotta be honest, the platform hasn't been super reliable lately. Movies just haven't been working. Frozen and Toy Story franchises lately, limited/no luck. Just finished a Pupstruction binge no problem. Feels like I'm paying full price for half goods. Please fix.

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

Terrible UX @Tripadvisor

I'm trying to read the comment/caption, but this ad blocks it and cannot be dismissed. I'm not seeing a way to actually read the comment. Am I supposed to scroll through all the reviews to find this review?? Or click into his profile and scroll??? 👎

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

@jack_h987 @GloverDarius 👎👎👎👎👎

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

@Ritzcrackers i know you make millions of crackers every week but oooof these bois are in rough shape

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

Submission can include —does include —utter responsibility for the fashion in which I, and each of us, shape the universe. It is ours to turn into a Heavenly garden... or to rend and destroy. (2/2)

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

I'm a little more than halfway through Stranger in a Strange Land and I think I just read the best sentence in the book.

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

From much later in the book:

The Prophet never asserted that he was the last of all prophets nor did he claim to have said all there was to say. Submission to God's will is not to be a robot, incapable of choice and thus of sin. (1/2)

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

"Screw it."

- Austin Wells

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

When I was in college, I found @waltermeego. They either had a song in a commercial or iTunes suggested them to me. Took me until today to realize their name is a play on "alter ego." That's almost 20 years for anyone keeping score.

https://t.co/9URRelsGGa

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

@JuanSoto25_ @TheJudge44 @Yankees

"If Aaron Judge picks Juan Soto, he stays with him."

Totally unprompted from my not-quite-4 year old son. Whatever happens this week, let's make it happen, fellas.

#RepBX

[CJ Lengua @mrcarmine]

Is there anyone I can sue to stop getting political texts? JFC. It's over the top. Too much.