Megan Ceyrolles

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

Men are stupid and I don’t respect them.

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

@TheRealTagid Get a dog

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

Why am I such a mom? 😭 I’m picking a server up to take him home from work and one of the tiny 16 year old server comes out not wearing a coat and I yell “WHERE IS YOUR JACKET?!” She said I DID WEAR A JACKET and ran back in to get it lol

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

@hailss_yeah You know what’s good for ear pain?

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

@hailss_yeah That barely made me laugh. I wouldn’t say “funny”

[Mia Galuppo @miagaluppo]

this Super Bowl could have been an email

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

@hailss_yeah

[Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal]

i guess im just tryna understand why god would make me a bad bitch just to give me acid reflux

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

I just took a sip of a straw-ber-rita and I said taste like bad choices and race weekend. Lmao

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

Look me in the eye and tell me 3 and 4 aren’t the exact same color. That being said I drink my coffee at the 3 and 4.

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

Lmao

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

😂😂😂

[me @ashalono]

All these boys out here talking about the PS5, yet they don’t even have a bed frame

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

Monster taste like straight up battery acid. Seriously who drinks that?

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

What a time to be half-alive

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

@jake_duncan92 @Smallorymae Lmao got er ass 😂

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

Why is my power still out. My fish are going to die

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

@jennasparks3 STOP 😂😂😂😂

[Megan Ceyrolles @MRceyrolles]

How ya’ll gonna bully that precious baby angel @Jenna_Marbles off youtube but let this garbage goblin @jakepaul continue to make money and ruin all the youths. 😒 #overit #jakepaulistrash

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.

Michael: Are you kidding? I'd go anywhere to see a turtle.