Mr Chris

Punk roofer, writer, runner. Supports London Broncos and Pinhead from Hellraiser... Thinking of becoming an egg!

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

@DarthZippy72 To be sure it is mate!

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

Plastic Paddy American punk bands... Just adding the words ‘Me Boys’ to the end of every chorus DOESN’T make you Irish!!!

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

Biggest week EVAHH for football in Saahf West Laahndon... Chelsea have already made a shit of it, but to tonight’s main event... All I can say is C’MON YOU BEES!!!!!🐝🐝🐝

[Cheryl @Cheryliswaiting]

Ireland.....making it possible for all men to find it 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

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[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

I once stomped round and round my garden continuously for over 36 hours, fucked on pills and speed... Do I get a Knighthood?!?

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

Damn #RadioX DJs and programmers to Hades!!! They just had #PhilTuffnell on, who announced that his favourite bands are #SexPistols, #SLF and the #UKSubs... So, do they put at least one of their songs on? DO THEY FUCK!!! Killers and Vampire Weekend, just for a fucking change! 😡

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

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[Sandy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @Glaikitgit]

@besf0rt Margaret Thatcher

[wadani baan Ahay @xurnimo]

@GaryLineker @LFC Somewere in Manchester

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Congratulations to @LFC. No team has won the Premier League so early in the season. No team has won the Premier League so late in the year. A wonderful achievement by a magnificent team. True champions. Well played. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

@SteveDoesnt MONSTER-REM

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

@AuctorLector Don’t mention the nails!!!!

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

Who do you reckon would win in a fight, Jesus or Mohammed?

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

@SteveDoesnt Sgt Pepper would have benefitted from having Sid James or Bernard Breslaw in the mix!

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

@SteveDoesnt Biffy Clyro.

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

RIP #VeraLynn... Mind you, she had a good war. More squaddies cock than an Aldershot brass!!!

[Mr Chris @mrchrisrants]

@anne3366 Aw... Sometimes you even didn’t fall off! 😀