Mason Coble

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[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

Everyone look at my cat being cute

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

I asked the vet at one point about this, who said that since I got her as a kitten after she was weaned off her mother, she probably sees me as her own kitten and wants to protect me and take care of me.

I’m absolutely fine with that ❤️

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

He doesn’t do Cameo, but I wonder how much it would cost to hire Samuel L Jackson to make a custom video for my cat, imploring her to go to sleep

Because goddamn I care about this little furry bitch more than I do about most humans, but I’d really love it if she wasn’t nocturnal

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

Doesn’t care about any kind of toy I’ve bought her, or even any catnip treats or spray or anything like that. Just wants to be next to me and occasionally bathe me.

[René 🟥🚩🇵🇸 @rcmoya84]

I don't know who she is but she's iconic. A true queen.

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Utah Chronicle, Salt Lake City, Utah, May 2, 1935

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

@AwwwHaleNo I had heard about that, but haven’t experienced any of the purported possible side effects since I’ve started using it (aside from the whole squirting-hot-liquid-into-my-nose thing) I’m definitely wary of how to use nasal steroids in a safe way, but I appreciate the concern!! 😊

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

I started keeping some nasal spray in my car a few months ago when I had a cold, and have just kept using it pretty much daily since then.

My LORD, there is nothing that will wake you up in the morning like hot nasal spray up in your sinuses.

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

The thing about percussionists is that we will never, ever, forget The Tragedy of Halloween 2012.

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

I don’t really know anything at all about astrology, or stuff like that, but my one real talent (that I can’t explain any better than this) is being able to accurately delineate (based on your personality/interests) a general sense of which month in which you were born.

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

Steve Burns is proud of me??? Okay, I will absolutely throw down all of my perceived failures that have ruined me over the past few years and just try to start to continue to impress my idol.

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

Sorry, but I finally got the balls to watch that video of Steve from Blue’s Clues telling me how he’s proud of me and, holy shit, I haven’t sobbed like this since reading Old Yeller.

What the actual fuck; who do we allow to do that kind of stuff.

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

Like, I’m not mad at all. But I absolutely almost am. It’s wild that someone who portrayed a fictional character for such an important period of my life can still make me this emotional at this age and having experienced this kind of crap.

[Keizi Cinema 🎞️🍿 @KeiziTV]

Telling my kids this is The Last of Us

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

The thing about me is that I will gladly watch the most fucked-up horror films without blinking an eye, but you show me one fuzzy 15-second clip of a couple getting engaged and I’m an absolute mess.

[Mason Coble @mrcoble]

Replaying through Portal 2 makes me begrudgingly re-acknowledge the similarities between the turrets’ dialogue and my own internal thought process