Johnny Carson

24 | Pondering the orb

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Release Black men from prison over weed charges 🖤

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[Johnny Carson @mrcockburnt]

They’re all a yes from me

[Johnny Carson @mrcockburnt]

@bigsportscasual The KD35 Live special

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Bring Maury back for one last paternity test. Put it on PPV.

[Chris @TrixStar76]

@factpostnews It’ll take a decade to undo the damage that these fucking morons are doing

[Canedad @canedad19]

Exclusive: Cris Collinsworth and Patrick Mahomes caught getting holding hands at a hotel in Arizona.

[:p @t0ssm3]

Tits in your mouth cures stress btw

[🐝 @beyzhive]

all that bootlicking and lying under oath for nothing

[Johnny Carson @mrcockburnt]

Funnier than it should have been

[DDOT. @DDotOmen]

@druski You lucky gas prices too high for them to burn a cross on your lawn

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced them that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

I will never be offended by anything Sabrina Carpenter does because I am not the kind of man these songs are about.

[Johnny Carson @mrcockburnt]

@TFG_Football He’s going HARD in my madden franchise

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Me on 3/16 Me on 3/17

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

THAILAND DECLARES CATS AS OFFICIAL NATIONAL SYMBOLS

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Trump administration threatens to revoke licences of news outlets over coverage critical of the Iran war.

[Johnny Carson @mrcockburnt]

@WembyCentral Worked on my coworker

[Mads @europemaxxed]

”can't wait to go home“ mfs as soon as they get home