@brideylee Happy Birthday, Chris!
Had the pleasure of meeting him & your sister a few weeks before I deployed to Afghanistan until mid-2011; still on active duty, as of this writing. Got to tell him how much "Get a Life" meant to me and my late aunt, as we used to watch together. Cheers🍻
With THE ODYSSEY coming out this week, I think it’s time to remind people just how badly Christopher Nolan screwed over Warner Bros.
Nolan fans love rewriting the TENET situation as Warner Bros. fumbling their greatest filmmaker and stupidly driving him into the arms of Universal.
Except that’s not what happened.
Nolan pushed hard to get TENET into theaters in September 2020.
People were dying from COVID-19 every day. There was no vaccine. Major cities were still shut down. We barely understood the virus, and audiences weren’t staying home because they suddenly stopped loving movies.
They were afraid of getting sick and fucking dying.
But Nolan HAD a theatrical event to release.
Warner Bros. delayed TENET multiple times before finally giving him what he wanted. They released a $200 million movie into a crippled theatrical market, and it lost money.
And I have never heard Nolan publicly admit that pushing the release was a mistake.
No accountability. No acknowledgment that maybe demanding people return to theaters during a deadly pandemic was reckless.
Instead, when Warner Bros. looked at that same broken market and decided to release its 2021 slate on HBO Max and in theaters, Nolan acted like the studio had committed some unforgivable betrayal.
That’s the fucking hypocrisy I'm talking about.
Warner Bros. was expected to risk hundreds of millions of dollars because Christopher Nolan believed in the sanctity of the theatrical experience.
But when the studio made its own desperate pandemic decision, Nolan condemned them, took OPPENHEIMER to Universal and never looked back.
Now OPPENHEIMER made nearly a billion dollars, won Best Picture, and Nolan gets to spend $250 million making THE ODYSSEY.
Good for him.
But his later success doesn’t rewrite what happened in 2020.
Nolan pushed Warner Bros. into a reckless gamble during COVID-19, got the theatrical release he demanded, and left the studio holding the loss when audiences understandably stayed home.
He’s a great filmmaker.
He’s also wildly hypocritical, and I’d have a lot more respect for him if he ever took some responsibility for that.
And the people who dismiss this as “Nolan hate” don’t really care about theaters or what happened.
They care about protecting the tribe.
And that tribe is named Nolan.
@franifio When is this vile human's (Karan Kasaprian) day of reckoning coming? She's been tone deaf since the pandemic, and the thought she still has a career sickens me -- when there are more competent journalists who deserve their time to shine! #justsaying
@timburchett I greatly miss the robust laughter I had the first time I heard you got kicked the ribs by a horse on your farm. One of many reasons why I think you're a monumental piece of shit & hope you have a horrendous holiday season, prick!
Gaza is being annihilated.
Thousands upon thousands of children are dead. Entire bloodlines erased. And the United States is the supplier, sponsor, and shield of the killing.
Netanyahu is not a defender.
He’s a butcher.
A fascist running from jail who’s building his legacy on mass graves.
Trump is insane .
Biden enabled it all .
Harris went with him.
This isn’t “complicated.”
It’s calculated.
You don’t “accidentally” flatten hospitals, starve cities, bomb refugees in tents or bomb convoys labeled UN. You do that when you know you’ll get away with it. And the U.S. ensures these crimes continue.
Every liberal who says “I don’t support Netanyahu but…” Every progressive who “wishes for peace” but won’t say the word occupation— You’re complicit. You are lubricating the machine of murder with your cowardice.
And don’t dare hide behind antisemitism to justify silence.
Antisemitism is real.
But using it to silence truth while bombs fall on children is a grotesque betrayal of every moral code.
Criticizing a government that carries out war crimes is not hate.
It’s obligation.
And if your politics can’t confront genocide, then your politics are trash:
No more money.
No more bombs.
No more fake neutrality.
No more bipartisan War Inc gorging on profits wrapping themselves in flags .
You are either against genocide. Or you are part of it.
Now pick a side.
@fred_guttenberg@JohnKennedyLA No, FUCK YOU, Fred!
Stop using your deceased daughter as a cop out pass to showboat. Ever since her death, you've done much idiotic posts Twitter, etc. to keep your 15 min of fame going rather than change policy.
Again, fuck you!
NEW: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.
The bill was brought forward by Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade.
Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected s*x without the intent of impregnation.
Exceptions under the law include people ejaculating in the LGBTQ community, sperm donation, and masturbat*on.
The lawmakers say the point of "The Conception Begins at Erection Act" is to "call out the hypocrisy" of "bills that regulate women’s bodies."
Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after.