Andrew Coffey

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

@SkeeterMcCola woot! I've gotta take mine in too. I'm so amped!

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

@SkeeterMcCola gross dude. You should probably put her out of her misery

[Reid Fragel @Fragel79]

And boom goes the dynamite

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

BREAKING: The Ohio State #Buckeyes are in the College Football Playoff as the #4 seed. OSU plays #1 Alabama in National Semifinal.

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

Alabama, Oregon, Florida State and Ohio State in 1st college football playoffs in new system - live broadcast http://t.co/CV4ydlWmZt

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

Johnny Football!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Michigan has 5 or more losses for 6th time in last 7 seasons.

In 125 years of football, Wolverines have lost 5 or more just 17 times.

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

@SkeeterMcCola definitely. Coleman is a fucking beast. Too bad he plays for Indiana

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

@SkeeterMcCola at least we're winning now. It's been ugly

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

Jalin Marshall making up his transgressions #Buckeyes

[TWEST-B.W.I @TerranceWestBWI]

It feels great to wake up in the morning after a great team win. #DAWGPOUND #Browns GM CLEVELAND

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

This kicker's slice is killing us

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

@osumk1989 @totalfratmove @SkeeterMcCola that's fuckin epic bro

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

Really looking forward to Sean Bean in "Legends," also known as: " How Will Sean Bean Die This Time?" #SeanBeanDeathToll

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

@SkeeterMcCola LeBron. He's coming back to Cleveland. In the words of Francus: Go Sports!

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

LBJ to SI on winning titles: "...Miami already knew that feeling. Our city hasn’t had that feeling in a long, long, long time.''

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

Left for the gym, arrived at chipotle #noregrets

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver might be one of the better shows out there now. A little clip about FIFA http://t.co/o71cleEeXa

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

Everyone's talking about Johnny Manziel, and I just wanna hear about @JGil_4 #DefenseWinsChampionships

[Andrew Coffey @mrcoffeey]

Am I allowed to wear shorts and a T-shirt outside now Cleveland? I won't be punished? #DraftDay #notthemovie #reallife #GoBrowns