Mr.Crisp

As seen in Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit

[mel🐛 @meldotjpeg]

my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

When I worked at a Title 1 public school we begged them to get rid of cellphones, made learning impossible

They refused until cellphones were used to capture multiple prison-riot style fights and sex acts in the bathroom that ended up on the news

Schools aren’t banning cellphones because of education, they don’t care

They’re banning them because they’re revealing that public schools are prisons and abuse factories

[Mr.Crisp @Mrcrispcatholic]

@Dunkintern No long John Silvers either

[Mr.Crisp @Mrcrispcatholic]

Dirty Dr Peppper from McDonald’s is healthy

[Mr.Crisp @Mrcrispcatholic]

@AlexAgrellaRB @MIAA033 Demographic changes certain groups don’t play the game

[Mr.Crisp @Mrcrispcatholic]

@e38

[Mr.Crisp @Mrcrispcatholic]

@barstoolsports Do you guys think the Savannah bananas are going to franchise tag Stiltz?? @TheSavBananas @stoolpresidente

[Mr.Crisp @Mrcrispcatholic]

@kellykeegs Have you made any new friends

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Have I just not been paying attention? What the fuck is virtual measurement? Those are just completely made up right?

[garshmo @garshmo]

I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday

[bran. @brandometry]

Wait until report cards come out and buy one off marketplace. Thats when moms be selling their sons consoles that are messing up in school.

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Let's make someone feel human today

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

telling the wife to calm down

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

THE FBI NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE MADISON BEER’S BOX FOR DRAINING HERBERT’S FOOTBALL POWERS LIKE IT IS SPACE JAM

[Mr.Crisp @Mrcrispcatholic]

@OhioTate Is that an Oreck? I have that same vacuum bro.

[Mr.Crisp @Mrcrispcatholic]

@kingkrabbyp Hot toddy, bestie @BFW

[Mr.Crisp @Mrcrispcatholic]

They found Vicki’s mom

@woahhvickyyy

[Mr.Crisp @Mrcrispcatholic]

@messedupfoods Bone in brownies are so much better