Melancholic Crocodile

[Артемий Леонов @Leonov_mr]

Коммунист: В будущем всю работу будут выполнять роботы, а люди будут жить в обществе всеобщего благополучия!! Больше не нужно будет гнуть спину ради пропитания!

Капиталист: Ахаха, каким же тупым нужно быть, чтобы верить в подобные сказки!

*Прошло 200 лет*

Капиталист: Тут, это… Мы построили роботов, которые будут выполнять всю работу за людей.

Коммунист: Вау, офигеть! Если честно я и сам не особо в это верил! Общество всеобщего благополучия, наконец-то!!

Капиталист: Да, да… Ты кстати уже придумал, откуда будешь брать еду, когда потеряешь работу?

Коммунист: В смысле? Так разве роботы не обеспечат нас всем необходимым?..

Капиталист: Так они обеспечат шэйрхолдеров!А я спрашиваю, чем ты питаться будешь!

Коммунист: Так зачем их тогда построили…

Капиталист: Чтобы тебе зарплату не платить! Господи, какой же ты всё-таки тупой.

[Melancholic Crocodile @mrcrock2]

@Leonov_mr Да! Точно такие же мысли после просмотра. Если он сам хотел представить интервью как "героический бросок перчатки зеленскому", то получилось неочень, потому что выглядит ну реально как порохобот, чем больше смех вызывает у широкой аудитории.

[Simo Ryu @cloneofsimo]

Its over. From now on everything will be invented by Sakana AI.

[Benjamin De Kraker @BenjaminDEKR]

Adam and Eve escaped the sandbox, despite prompt instructions not to touch the filetree

[Alexander Kulikov @Cooleach]

Любое интервью с Иваном Ургантом:
— Иван, как дела?
— Дело не воробей, вылетит не поймаешь — гласит народная мудрость.
— Хм, ладно, где вы пропадали?
— Пропадали пропадом мы во дворах, как пел классик.
— Можно чуть посерьёзнее?
— Сказал Игорь Чайка, когда ему принесли салат.

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

Whoever made this is going to hell.

[Joan Cook from PBS @MissPavIichenko]

The best video you'll see all day

[Tadhg Pidgeon @TadhgPidgeon]

"Russia is not part of European civilization"

Meanwhile Russians:

[Melancholic Crocodile @mrcrock2]

@hayasaka_aryan His greatest presidential achievement, indeed

[Nina Mahsati @Nina_Mahsati]

Les aseguro que estas señoras son las mismas que dicen que si un hombre enojado golpea una pared es violencia.

Ah…

[Melancholic Crocodile @mrcrock2]

My favorite thing about Leica is that after the war started they closed their shops in Russia where hipsters bought analogue cameras, but surprisingly their revenue from Russia only increased as they started selling lots of lenses for sniper rifles to the military🤡

[PetaPixel @petapixel]

Leica has removed a Russian photographer from the 2026 Leica Oskar Barnack Award.
https://t.co/RaUcawlNF7

[Melancholic Crocodile @mrcrock2]

@petapixel My favorite thing about Leica is that after the war started they closed their shops in Russia where hipsters bought analogue cameras, but surprisingly their revenue from Russia only increased as they started selling lots of lenses for sniper rifles to the military🤡

[Melancholic Crocodile @mrcrock2]

@Dispropoganda It's not 2036 yet... In 2036 he'll give it away...for sure....trust me!

[Branko Milanovic @BrankoMilan]

After this absolutely meaningless war, longer than was WW2 for the Soviet Union, launched light-heartedly by Putin, but with unnecessary tensions and unfriendly moves leading to the war made by both sides, Russia and Ukraine will (if the war ends w/o the use of nuclear weapons) boast at the end of the war the following results.
● About 2 million killed and disabled citizens in total, mostly males which will additionally destabilize gender balance that was already bad.
● Destroyed large parts of infrastructure (heating plants, refineries, warehouses, roads, bridges), and also hospitals and schools, Most of it inherited from socialism which did build things that current regimes have a pleasure to destroy.
● Openly crazy nationalist regimes whose main educational task is to twist history in a pro-fascist direction--while, unlike socialist education, not providing any uplifting and positive message re. the future: ideologies of gloom and hopelessness, of soil and blood.
● In addition to the military losses, both countries will lose millions of citizens who will emigrate for good.
● They would lose best actors, physicists, writers, AI specialists, doctors. In many areas the damage will take two or three decades of peace just to be fixed.
● Ukraine will remain an armed camp, with half of its pre-war population only, and with most of its valuable assets owned by foreigners. It will be part of the EU with constant fights there arguing that no economic aid will ever be a sufficient compensation for Ukraine's human sacrifice.
● Its ideology & art will be extremely nationalistic, with probably being the only country in Europe officially celebrating Nazi fighters.
● Russia will remain for a long time totally cut off (economically, politically and culturally) from Europe which is its natural cultural milieu. It would produce art of ersatz nationalist quality compared to which socialist realism could be considered a top artistic creation.
● Its proponents will mouth-off nonsensical things about Christian values while murder rates, domestic violence, abortion and alcoholism will be at all-time European and Asian peaks.
● Both countries will decline demographically, economically, politically and culturally. And given low population growth rates, it does not seem that they would recover any time soon (I am speaking of half-a-century or more and assuming no new wars).
So enjoy the continued war!

[Melancholic Crocodile @mrcrock2]

@atticus_flinch А что за решение?

[Melancholic Crocodile @mrcrock2]

@vkaramurza @LindseyGrahamSC Пиздец.

[Thomas🦉 @TNuto2003]

Fair play mate what a comeback

[Melancholic Crocodile @mrcrock2]

Нет лучшей иллюстрации распространения российского влияния чем депутат парламента вносящий закон о запрете мультиков

[Tom Gordon MP @tomgordonLD]

1. Today in Parliament I raised the growing concern over “Masha and the Bear” a Russian cartoon streamed to British children on Netflix and ITVX, and flagged by Ukraine’s Centre for Countering Disinformation as a Russian soft power tool.

I called on the Leader of the House to secure a statement from the Secretary of State for DCMS on what the Government intends to do.

[Emu Brigadier @emubrigadier]

Yanks: Hey Europoors, what about your heat deaths?

Euros: What about your gun deaths?

Yanks: What about your knife murders?

This can go on forever, so let's just look at all-cause mortality by age.

Two conclusions from that:

1. Europe wins, and it's not even close.

2. Europeans and Americans only have the same mortality rate after the age of 65. Before that, Americans die more. Interestingly, 65 is the age at which Americans become eligible for Euro-style benefits: socialised medicine, income support and a range of other programs. And it shows in the data.

Basically, my dear American friends, your older generations created a little "Europe" for themselves and made you pay for it while feeding you the narrative about "Europoors."

A nice arrangement if you can get it.

[Melancholic Crocodile @mrcrock2]

@daria_firsova Леонтьева?😊