M B

I was once asked, what is best in life? Conan put it best: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[M B @mrcsbss]

Hey @AskPayPal is this you bro? Should I click the suspicious link and wonky email?

[M B @mrcsbss]

@KSLX how did you miss Tilda Swinton and Conan O’Brien?? Dead ringer lookalikes…

[M B @mrcsbss]

Top Gun Maverick is crazy unrealistic. Seriously, what are the chances that a bunch of millennial top 1% best fighter pilots in the world know the 2nd verse of Jerry Lee Lewis’s 1957 hit “Great Balls of Fire”

[M B @mrcsbss]

It’s been noted that Britain currently has no duke of Edinburgh, York, or Sussex. While the most likely scenario is Viking marauders on the eastern flank, I can’t help but wonder if there’s a fringe group planning retribution for the whole “taxation without representation” thing.

[M B @mrcsbss]

Dear @SouthwestAir please retrain your flight crew regarding mask policy. On my Vegas ➡️ PHX flight, I was told to “chew with my mask on” food in hand, actively eating. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[M B @mrcsbss]

#flulastrong amazing! Strong finish ending with the Hillary/Norgay comparison @TeamCoco

[M B @mrcsbss]

Funny faces / laughing / smiling is our favorite! #besstwinning https://t.co/nN4bYWBd1d

[M B @mrcsbss]

I think I’m legally obligated to buy this mask. I owned the CD, cassette, or MiniDisc of everything pictured here. 2020 is so weird. https://t.co/qCGU9xpe62

[M B @mrcsbss]

Sure was nice of the AZ weather to cool down to 102 so I could play tennis @ Chandler Tennis Center https://t.co/qquWgwmYzS

[M B @mrcsbss]

Beautiful day at the lake! These kids loved being on a boat, the tube, the bottomless bags of chips and soda. #BessTwinning @ John Martin Reservoir State Park https://t.co/l1YOfdO3nL

[M B @mrcsbss]

Theresa has these girls trained to wear bug spray so they don’t get mosquito bites. They get so many bites if they don’t have it! When she went to our backyard to clean up a bit, the girls were very concerned that… https://t.co/7HEh2idOap

[M B @mrcsbss]

Congrats Florida! A new personal best but I know you have more to give... https://t.co/eR7ft80jZy

[M B @mrcsbss]

Me sharing my negative coronavirus test results with my coworkers. On a completely unrelated note, Theresa and I are enjoying our rewatch of Parks & Rec. https://t.co/vTNY1knmDL

[M B @mrcsbss]

Happy Father’s Day! Thanks for the memories. I can only hope my girls have as much fun laughing at/with me as I did laughing at/with you https://t.co/dd948gxIXm

[M B @mrcsbss]

Sending a positive message out into the world today - HOLO PEVE! Wait, sorry, that’s backwards. It should read LOHO VEPE! https://t.co/wsulRe4uUZ

[M B @mrcsbss]

Frozen pineapple, orange, banana, greens, splash of vanilla, vanilla Greek yogurt and Vitamix. This is the perfect most delicious smoothie ever. It’s amazing. I have the WORST wife because she doesn’t make it nearly… https://t.co/OYM79zKlly

[M B @mrcsbss]

Elise and Liesl led singing time today and selected a very appropriate song considering what’s happening in the world today...
Jesus said love ev’ryone;
Treat them kindly too.
When your heart is filled with… https://t.co/0aRl8DI2AS

[M B @mrcsbss]

I’m a fan of Splash Mountain. But ever since I learned what Disney movie this was designed around, I am shocked it has lasted this long! @ Splash Mountain https://t.co/9nb4Z2M2q0

[M B @mrcsbss]

These girls are so adventurous and great swimmers! #BessTwinning We have fun nursetlb - talk about the WRIGHT way to spend the afternoon! https://t.co/8QWXs0MEpb

[M B @mrcsbss]

Reunited and it feels so good! https://t.co/vGU39oKlRl