Dadde ✘✘

I may look busy but in reality I’m only confused

[Dadde ✘✘ @MrDadde]

All these words I don't just say, and nothing else matters

[Frater Imperator @PopiaIVEmeritus]

[ MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY ]

We wish to inform you Frater has learned the meaning of the word "slay" and has been abusing it. We apologize for any inconvenience.

[Assistenza Clienti @AssClienti]

-Buongiorno sono Martina come posso aiutarla?
+Niente, volevo augurarvi buon Ferragosto.
-Ah buon Ferragosto a lei signore.
+Dove siete voi? Io e la mia famiglia siamo venuti a festeggiare il 15 a Forte dei Marmi

Okkk.

[★ ☆ 𝓴𝓲𝓶 ☆ ★ @stinkywormkim]

IM CRYING

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

This is literally Donald Trump.

[IlGuffanti 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 @guffanti_marco]

Straordinario presentatore.
Carlo: bravo, simpatico, nero, italiano.
Un bell'esempio di integrazione.

[Gandalfette94 ♦️|-/ 🤘🏻 @ReadMyMiind_94]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

[derek @dereklp]

Mike Shinoda being Mike Shinoda

[Aldo Raine @billiealley_]

i walk a lonely road the only one that i have ever known

[a.🍍| fan account @BroodingAnanas]

very sus

[WIRED @WIRED]

Elon Musk accused Twitter’s leadership of tipping the scales politically. But now he’s doing just that with X. https://t.co/2c60emWWoA

[Satan @s8n]

pls stop this

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

It’s not that he praised me yet again. It’s that a 78 year old man just publicly revealed his dementia by hallucinating his involvement in a hostage swap with Russia he had no part in whatsoever.

In front of thousands of people who cheered their participation in the delusion…

[Il Cristo Perplesso @cristoperplesso]

Sì parla sempre dell'ultima cena, ma nessuno ha il coraggio di affrontare l'argomento dell'ultimo aperitivo.

[Gothership @noclassbdfool]

Man with connections to rape and human trafficking believes devil worshipping is being forced upon him because of metal band that sings about saving the environment and inner peace