Friday the 13# never message with an angry 😡 women.. 🙂
My girlfriend was angry to me on the metro today,
So I googled the book she was reading,
And told her who the murderer is.
Okay now I will see you guys in the next birth i guess. 😇😇😇
Exorcist :- I am here to remove the demon from here.
Me :- But sir, i didn't call you..
Demon :- I did 😌, Please take me away from this phycho 😭.
Le me :- 🥺
Ek hota hai daar 😬,
Phir ek hota hai macharo ka daar 😰,
Phir ata hai saanp 🐍 (snake) ka daar 😱,
Par sabse jyada to tab daar lagta hai jaab aapke room me tataiya (Wasp) ghus jaye 😱...