dave

[dave @mrdavealexander]

Hmm

[dave @mrdavealexander]

@AlexMusseman

[dave @mrdavealexander]

@michellechobor Ayyyyyyyyyyy

[dave @mrdavealexander]

I took a vow of silence for the 4th quarter, and THAT is why we held on to win

[dave @mrdavealexander]

#SaveTheSkeller

[dave @mrdavealexander]

My costume this year was "Competent Grad Student"

[dave @mrdavealexander]

@Bnanafanfofemma Hey remember Denver?

[dave @mrdavealexander]

@rachx93 Are you still looking for a place to crash last night?

[dave @mrdavealexander]

Hit Parade

[dave @mrdavealexander]

@Bnanafanfofemma no.

[dave @mrdavealexander]

Meeting Tommy Wiseau has been the highlight of 2017 so far

[dave @mrdavealexander]

I have an entire bushel of frogs in my throat right now

[dave @mrdavealexander]

"Mel Kiper has the chin of Cam Newton, the beak of a falcon, and the hair plugs of an idiot" #goldenyears

[dave @mrdavealexander]

@mrdavealexander my oh my, how the times have a-changed

[dave @mrdavealexander]

@Bnanafanfofemma I DON'T KNOW PLEASE DON'T YELL AT ME

[dave @mrdavealexander]

@Bnanafanfofemma It doesn't

[dave @mrdavealexander]

gross

[dave @mrdavealexander]

RIP phone 😢

[dave @mrdavealexander]

@Bnanafanfofemma oh hey