Davebeard

It's my pirate name. What's yours?

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@DOrtynsky That would depend on the state laws. In Canada, it's illegal to cook food and cremate human remains in the same 'oven. Stateside, depends entirely on each state's laws. Practically speaking, the cook times and temperatures are so different I wouldn't really consider it feasible.

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@jadedspicee Follicular Chromatologist. Or a Fo-Cro. If they've done schooling for it, they could be a Pro Fo Cro.

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@BannedDino Monster Hunter Freedom Unite.

Tigrex. The hours I spent banging head against that wall have erased the memories of my first flagship monster.

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@DOrtynsky @HelloCullen That's exactly how I read it too.

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@DOrtynsky @RobDenBleyker Defending Managed Democracy, Freedom, and Justice!

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@StarXunderscore It's Spider"Oh-what-a"Man.

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@DOrtynsky @wildtiktokss What if it was for 20000?

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@MeowdonPawgers Maybe a nap in the sun would help you feel better?

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@DOrtynsky That's brilliant.

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@Eljayem_ All good, but The Brown Ring really took the studio's work to the next level and brought it into the mainstream. Definitely Game of the Year.

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@DinosaurEarth I am outraged.

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@BrentButt I think you may have been a victim of gaslighting via sign language.

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@DOrtynsky Your phone is always listening, man. Hopefully this makes you think twice before the next time you brag about how great you are at handling caulk.

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@MisterMadeUp @DOrtynsky Those are sweet.

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@DOrtynsky @MisterMadeUp With good cause.

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@Eljayem_ Clearly an inaccurate list. I don't see Pikachu on there, which means it obviously doesn't include EVERY starter.

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I've finally invented a game to play with my daughter that my wife can't steal. It involves pockets.

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@DOrtynsky @SarahKSilverman I am Dave, God of the day, bringer of the world. Fear me because I'm not sure what to do.

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@MisterMadeUp We should move even further north.

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@MisterMadeUp @DOrtynsky It's definitely very much a movie about a mother...