David Shaw

get that corn outta my face

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@AdrianneCurry They are fucking losers

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@TateTheTalisman "Greasy plump hand".. haha love it!

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@Cobratate Definitely need some kind of power. This life is getting old..

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@AdrianneCurry We will never be able to control the cost of living and it really got bad after 2019.

However, if my calculations are correct, we are two reasonably intelligent adults, so let's put our heads together and figure out how to make a quick hundred million each and call it a day!

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@AdrianneCurry Amazing view, positive vibes, thats a good life right there

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@TiffanyFong So are mine!

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@AdrianneCurry I cut way back on smoking years ago, but I have not had a single cigarette since I gave up alcohol, coming up on 3 years in August.

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@elonmusk @AP4Liberty @elonmusk say hi to everyone for me

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@elonmusk Midlife crisis used to be buying a sports car. Now its removal of private parts? Happy to say I missed that trend.

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@TiffanyFong Hahahaha love it

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@sophieraiin Sorry no time to chat busy flexing and counting my money's.

1, 2, and 3.. $3. Fml

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@AdrianneCurry Much respect 🙏

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@AdrianneCurry If I was a smoking hot babe I'd buy some Avon products from you.

Unfortunately I'm just a kick ass dude that doesn't wear makeup. At least not yet...

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@elonmusk Sign me up @elonmusk I'm down to fuck shit up!

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@Cobratate I heard the mayor's tax the rich program will soon be charging you for the air you breathe.

"Breathe air" may no longer be applicable while in NYC if you're on a budget.

@Cobratate

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@Cobratate Holy shit I need to get into the French fry delivery business. I can drop off 2 orders for $70 and I'll throw in the water free of charge.

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@WilliamShatner Same to you Good Sir! @WilliamShatner

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

Wishes, dreams, words, all mean nothing.

What you get is a reflection of what you give.

Action matters more than anything else in this world.

@Cobratate
@TateTheTalisman
@elonmusk

Amirightoramiright?

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@Cobratate @CAgovernor Idk.. I hear there's a guy running the state causing a lot of drama. Make it 100k and I won't name any names!

[David Shaw @mrdavidshaw]

@Cobratate Hilarious way to start the day. Sounds accurate tho.