I be knowin, but y'all don't be listenin. [ISTJ]

Sup D?
Nothing much. Just working and being a dad.
Emoji air quote enthusiast ✌😌✌

[I be knowin, but y'all don't be listenin. [ISTJ] @mrddorsey]

#Science #paradox #rickroll #twitter

[I be knowin, but y'all don't be listenin. [ISTJ] @mrddorsey]

Lol 📦💣

[Life lessons !!!!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 @PatriotMike15]

Porch pirate surprise. 😂🤣😂🤣

[Kelly McCarty @KellyLMcCarty]

Somewhere in the South tonight. 🇺🇸

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

全然笑いたくなかったけど、さすがに難しかった...ww

[lacroiz @aderemi_haruna]

My Dumb ASS thought it was a airstike 😭 😭 😭

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THE TENNESSEE #TITANS SCHEDULE RELEASE VIDEO IS GOLD.

THEY WALKED AROUND NASHVILLE FINDING PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE THEIR OPPONENTS PLAYERS AND COACHES TO ANNOUNCE THEIR SCHEDULE.

THIS IS EXTREMELY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

The #Bears’ schedule release, with Rome Odunze starring as Bob Ross, is super underrated — and legitimately hilarious! 😂🎨

(🎥 @ChicagoBears)

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

The #Colts’ schedule release is a Simpsons parody and it’s absolutely glorious! 🤣🤣

(🎥 @Colts)

[I be knowin, but y'all don't be listenin. [ISTJ] @mrddorsey]

They are extremely calm with all of the death , murder, and imminent collapse #paradise

[Quenchi @QueRedux]

It’s TOO many details that can’t be simple coincidences. Annie stuck up in Graceland because her momma was obsessed with Elvis. Xavier and Teri naming their daughter Presley. Link…connection to Elvis admirer Link Wray? WALK WITH ME.
#ParadiseHulu

[Pizza And Whine @Pizzaandwhine1]

Okay so link is Dylan. Xavier has random memories of him even though they’ve never met. Annie was somehow 9 months pregnant even though Dylan seemingly just left Graceland and the train hasn’t even met his group yet… #ParadiseHulu
#Paradise

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

night shift workers seeing the clock go from 1:59 to 3:00

[iMarkkeyz @iMarkkeyz]

Finesse 2 tymes but on a James Brown beat 😎

Finesse 2 tymes - No Murk (iMarkkeyz 'Doin' it to death' Edit)

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Aight im currently in Silver Springs, MD. If there’s anybody in the area that wants to ride with me in the Civic while we listen to the album let me know. I got new speakers for this. Please be in the vacinity of silver springs, ima come pick you up with ib, then we can go scoop 1 more person, then we press play.

First 2 people I pick up will listen to disc 29 with us. Next 2 people will listen to disc 39. Don’t send your address until I reply to you and follow you, then you can DM. Lemme know

[50cent @50cent]

🤨who made this 😠I like it ! 👍 check me out • https://t.co/WtNREs32V0

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Super Bowl…

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: 50 Cent has partnered up with DoorDash for the PETTIEST Super Bowl commercial of all time.

“They sell combs, what a coincidence”

😭😭😭

[Ᏽ. @Lil_Gayu]

Frrr 😭

[Mads @europemaxxed]

better than watching the ball drop

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy New Years Eve to every who says it back but especially the 88 people who always like my stuff

DUI
$12,000

Funeral
$15,000

Uber
$35

Be smart this New Years Eve

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Got my tickets for tonight. It’s going to be a wild night! 🥳👏