De Mauriea

I'm a comedian, a massage therapist, a boxing coach, a stripper, a clown for kids and awake at 3AM.

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@cchukudebelu Norm the challenge is bars thoooo!

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@CarlosJosephhh Exactly! I just looked at my tickets to day to check the date and saw some DJ I ain’t neeeever heard of. Nah son.

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@ungodlywests Jurassic Park.

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@itsstargazer @keaaaaley I am shocked. This is on some Runnin up that Hill Kate Bush Shit

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@mynameisdriaaa Like 3XS?! Yo. Toxic grooming pop up when you tryna move on behavior. Craaaazy

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@mynameisdriaaa I’m still buggin about this! #mywholelifehaschanged

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@TokyoMoon3 @bleepingly @glit3i @YaaMazz Man. Y’all mu fuckas need to learn how to READ. She ain’t callin her a whore she’s saying HER LOOK is closer to a European whore than whatever she was going for. She ain’t hatin if you know your history. But you don’t. Remedial zoom school ass mu fuckas.

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@jasonwhitlock You are trippin.

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@msdanifernandez 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I mean technically The Mandolorian made me fall back in love with SW but man, they really tied it all up and reworked some of the more problematic parts from the prequels and left us with just the heart. Prolly cuz they had the nigga from Bug’s Life helping out with the writing.

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I’m not ashamed to admit that I cried like a baby at the last moment of the fight between Anakin and Obi Wan and especially the final scene of the show. Damn it Disney, you made me fall in love with Star Wars again. #stopplayingwithmyemotions #theshowwasaiightuntilthelastepisode

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@ArielRelaford @finaldraft Dark comedy and sci fi

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Something about a really deep massage when my body is destroyed that makes me laugh my ass off. The best is when they join in. They kick my ass and we just laaaaaugh… *sigh*

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Need a nap with my thumb tucked firmly in my mouth #mamasorrymamasorrymama #thehappyendingwaswhenshesoppedkillingme #lovedeveryminuteofit #neededthatshit

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Rumble on my rhomboids

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She danced a soft shoe on my sacrum

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Thai lady just turned me into pizza dough with her toes.

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Y’all thinking Will smacked Chris for the jokes tonight forgot about how well he cooked them the last time he hosted the Oscar’s. The Jada joke tonight was just the final straw

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The Amazing Jonathan died?!! Fuck!!