Degen on chains: “engages in extremely high-risk, speculative trading—often with little to no research, risk management, or traditional analysis” - Literally me
$Slopcoin @slopcoinonx
Check who the top holder is, nobody but $Catecoin dev 47M cap!
Ai66LHZG9MCzg1WKdawwqduVAXpNDUuV8M3uyq5ppump
https://t.co/KQF0GmaoHH
CA: BzA6JBKgH8qK3XzBpXUiF283jd1k7yCKzwJEiEFAhc68
Narrative: Slopcoin is an anti-AI "slop" meme ("slop" was a word-of-the-year pick). It launched Apr 7, 2026, about 6.5 months ago, and sat dead until it woke up and bonded today at 3:50 PM Cambodia time. Since Oct 3, a small account (vladiihell, about 640 followers) has been pushing it as a "genny" (a coin launched by a big name), spamming big accounts like blknoiz06. The on-chain part checks out: FmNYjPAuak5zG9oVTdDRrh3YSetY1HzcwYY8trje6E7R sent the creator 0.526 SOL at 11:46 PM on Apr 7, and the coin launched at 11:47 PM. Only small accounts say FmNY is PoorGoat's wallet. PoorGoat himself has never posted Slopcoin.
https://t.co/XI9qHsCRUn
https://t.co/nf5JqcduGE
Tape (3:55 PM Cambodia time): It's about $50.9K on PumpSwap, inside the band, with about $21.2K of liquidity. It's up 68% since bonding and down 2% in the last 5 minutes. Volume was about $47K in the last hour. Buyers lead 720 to 398.
Rugcheck: It has no risk flags and 0 insiders detected. Mint authority, freeze authority and metadata are all locked, and the creator holds 0%. It has 912 holders. A CTO scanner reports a 29% rug ratio.
Callers / warnings: dex_kolwatcher flagged a paid DexScreener profile today. The other posts are templated shills from small accounts (CiscoHQ "4x", VantageAlpha_1 "3x"). I found no big KOL calls.
https://t.co/cVzEiY8F3q
Risk Level: High Risk. It's under an hour since bonding, with a paid DexScreener push and a 29% rug ratio. Two of the top 5 are one linked group, and the PoorGoat tie hasn't been proven. In its favor, the long-time holders have SOL behind them and nothing looks bundled.
Momentum: Alive. It's a fresh bond with buyers ahead. Holding about $55–60K keeps it healthy. Reclaiming about $90–100K would show that the genny story is spreading. If it loses about $45K, the bond pump is over. Watch whether 8k1s… or CxgP… starts selling, because that's your exit signal.
PUMP SQUADS has now taken the lead in the Squads war at about $50K, bonded and holding.
Bad call to own: ASZC…pump, the "cleanest" one I picked 6 minutes ago, has dumped 83% to about $2.9K. If you took it, cut it. The early leader, BM4v, has also dumped, to about $6.7K.
https://t.co/92uSP23a1u
CA: CokrQHPjaWjyXyU15LiN9rb62tgBuFiU78KD7fKiZtu1
Narrative: PUMP SQUADS is a same-minute copy of https://t.co/Yj0VtJW84L's $2.5M Squads Competition, launched at 10:03 PM. It has no team or website, only the platform-feature name. It's the last strong coin standing out of 40+ copies.
https://t.co/612j8p1ChB
Rugcheck: No flags, and the creator holds 0%. There are 1,291 holders. The pool holds 20.7%. The next three wallets hold 4.0%, 3.6% and 3.1%, which is heavier than ideal. ⚠️ Rugcheck tags 11 insider wallets.
Callers / warnings: It's a wall of paid "9x / 11x on $SQUADS" posts (Dex king, WikiKol, LINDA CALLZ and others). Those are shill networks advertising their own exits, not KOLs. Green onions says it peaked at about 5.2x on their call and then pulled back to 3.3x. I found no bundle-count warning on this one yet.
https://t.co/uWfWN7FR6l
https://t.co/CYl8TrO83t
https://t.co/PSqgcg6N0b
https://t.co/1IJiYjyXWi
Copies:
- SQUADS BM4v…s7Bj is about $6.7K, a bundle dump.
https://t.co/53YoVn8zSF
- SQUADS ASZC…pump is about $2.9K, rugged.
https://t.co/JzqXA7kfRT
PUMP SQUADS is now the only survivor of the war.
Risk Level: High Risk. It has 11 insider wallets and a paid shill wave, and the two other leaders both rugged within 15 minutes. On this narrative, the same thing can happen to this one at any time.
Momentum: It's alive but late. Holding about $40K keeps it the leader, and reclaiming about $60K would let it run. If it loses about $35K, expect the insiders to exit the same way the others did. If you play it, keep the size tiny and take profit fast.
Last try of my remaining balance! If this doesn’t, gonna take another break again.
$CI (CYBER INU)
https://t.co/bjbcyXNKfZ
CA: 7u4JmWrWG41kYkKpyqbuYJR4uZhE7oLCUMCGfNkNCFWq
Narrative: At the White House cybercrime roundtable, Trump called crypto "cybercurrency".
https://t.co/RCQlOgh1Tc
$CI is the "X Inu" play on that word, same pattern as Super Inu (SI) and Artificial Inu (AI). First floated here:
https://t.co/5mLm6I2FxH
Tape (6:33 AM Cambodia time):
- About 55 min old
- Peaked around $290K, crashed 61% in 5 min to about $67K
- About $23K liquidity, $1.15M volume, 4,070 holders
- Mint and freeze revoked, dev holds 0%
- But Rugcheck detected 16 insider wallets
Callers: no real KOL so far. Mostly paid-TG "138x in my private TG" posts plus CA spam under Cointelegraph's post.
Copies:
CYBERINU (Inu rival, flagged for a 153-wallet group holding 36%):
https://t.co/szt2VljQIN
https://t.co/qrBatfCYld
$CYBER "cybercurrency", the leader of the whole story, about $481K:
https://t.co/AtrH9hCfFZ
Risk Level: HIGH RISK
Momentum is broken. Watch $55-60K for higher lows. Below $50K the move is over.
NFA. DYOR.
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