Aaron Dillard

Guin Police Dept. 👮🏻

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

My new favorite baseball player. Merica.

[Hailz @haillel]

“welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya”
“how tough am i?!” : https://t.co/FDyZRwZbrk

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Red Hen Restaurant should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows (badly needs a paint job) rather than refusing to serve a fine person like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I always had a rule, if a restaurant is dirty on the outside, it is dirty on the inside!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

When you’re deciding which beer to buy, then look at your bank account. Merica.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Finally the truth

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Bob Iger of ABC called Valerie Jarrett to let her know that “ABC does not tolerate comments like those” made by Roseanne Barr. Gee, he never called President Donald J. Trump to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about me on ABC. Maybe I just didn’t get the call?

[Aaron Dillard @mrdillard1]

@DavidAldridge13 Hello

[Aaron Dillard @mrdillard1]

Exactly how my teammates treated me. https://t.co/BqcTTNeTdU

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

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[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

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[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Sounds familiar https://t.co/WsZjYbhvgh

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Obama was the best President ever.

April Fools. Merica.