Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3

Retired spirits guide now enjoying the ride.

[JOLTZ @jrholtz]

Happy St. Arnold Day. Don't drink the water, drink the beer.

[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

@ThomasConnorsJr Smooth Criminal

[MEAD The 4K💿 Master (Tom Connors) @ThomasConnorsJr]

I'm giving away free copies of #Michaelmovie!!!! Like and retweet and tell me your favorite Michael song and I will pick a winner at random

[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

@CasuallyGreg That’s not rust, sir.

[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

@RantyAmyCurtis Directed by a young Michael Bay.

[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

Saturday. Scotch. Smoke. Soccer. #MinionsHappyHour

[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

@jarvis_best If Dr. Zaius is playing for Norway, I clearly got Norway! 🇳🇴

[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

My parents were visiting me in MKE, and my dad wanted to see a Brewers game. The team was in Chicago, so I surprised him with tickets to a game at Wrigley. It was his first time at the friendly confines, and he started to cry when he learned he was going. The man never cried.

[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

2014

[Courtney O’Dell @sweetcsdesigns]

2014

[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

@ebeth360 @Stillsmack @DesiFlurane @KiKi1185 @danielp_reid IPAs are rad! Don’t believe me? It says so right on the can. How can @Stillsmack deny the high rad factor of an IPA when it’s right there on the can! 😎#MinionsHappyHour

[SYSKUSA @syskusa]

GIVEAWAY

This week we’re giving away our regularly scheduled Red Ryder BB Rifle and a Buck Model 105 BB Rifle courtesy of the most awesome Air Rifle company ever @DaisyRifles

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Be in the USA 🇺🇸

Winner announced here Monday July 13, 2026

We do these giveaways because we believe American children should grow up with American Traditions, and Daisy Red Ryder’s in the hands of kids learning to shoot from their parents and grandparents is an American Tradition! 🇺🇸

Thank you All for participating, we wish you all good luck. 🍀

And @elonmusk we will get you to admit you want to win a Red Ryder one day. You know you want to. 😉

Keep That PMA !

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[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

Happy 250th birthday America! May the wings of liberty never lose a feather! 🇺🇸 #America250 #MinionsHappyHour

[Nerdrotic @Nerdrotics]

Happy 250 AMERICA

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

The only King we recognize 🇺🇸🌭

[Gene Simmons @genesimmons]

Happy 250th Anniversary to the greatest country in the world. Lest we forget, without America’s Veterans, America simply wouldn’t exist. All gave some. Some, gave all. God Bless America.

[Valtteri Bottas @ValtteriBottas]

The details 🦅

Ready for the 4th of July weekend 🇺🇸

[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

Pregaming #America250 with some patriotic beer served in its #properglassware. I may have also bought America a special birthday present that I will open tomorrow. #MinionsHappyHour

[Mr. T @MrT]

…I’m ready, America is ready and I sure hope our Team is ready? Because it would be a Pity to Lose at Home and then have to go home, get it. Grrr, go USA! #FIFA #WorldCup2026 #USA

[Semi-Centurian Andy Version 50.3 @MrDoebean]

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[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

And finally... in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man allowed his eight-year old daughter to take the wheel of his car, and an accident ensued, that damaged seven other cars and injured six people.

Which once again proves my theory:

Women can't drive.