mr.dr.bread

How lucky can one guy be?

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

When I’m at a porta potty… “if you have to shit you sit”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“Sheds these days”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“This is your first gay slur on a road bike”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“Hey mom would you make me a big bowl of goat pussy”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

This Boobie place in Houston cooks the salmon perfectly

[matty fray @mattyfray1]

Jon Cooper once the Bruins started to pull away. #stadiumseries

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“I’ve never heard someone with a racist vocal stim”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“I took a honey packet and banged 3 prostitutes”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“No toppings on the ass end of the pizza”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“I can’t have a 6mg sun, I have high blood pressure Cody”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“He knew what he was doing. Weaponized edging”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“The ass is a muscle, so I ate the ass and the ribs”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“I am a horny little lad”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“Damn, we got artificial ads for artificial boners, what is this world coming to”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“You can piss on me I’m in it for the flavor”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“Do you know what it takes for two dudes to be inside of each other?”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“You might be the drunkest girl dressed as an umbrella I’ve ever seen”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“Yeah that’s pretty cool…. but you’re jerking it to a washing machine”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

“My boy counts 10, 11, 13 cause fuck 12 and bubby knows what’s up”

[mr.dr.bread @mrdrbread]

*live mariachi band playing*

“It really just really makes me want chips and salsa”