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I’m addicted to the way I feel when I think of you

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──〃★ . modern jean

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Coffee was ass, fries burnt to shit. This is $10 I could’ve spent on weed and alcohol

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I go to college to buy $4 French fries and a $6 drink

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@bonepyred You’re a better smooth talker than me. Something, something, I like men in uniforms.

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@ Marco

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@GOLDTERRAPIN Give me weed or lsd then idgaf

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I’m expecting money on my desk ASAP

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

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I go to college to buy $4 French fries and a $6 drink

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@florsterr Oh, NOW you’re complaining about my footwear? Didn’t seem to matter when I wore sneakers to the pool . Tch . Whatever .

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@florsterr Uh….. First name Girls last name In-Bar. Duh.

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@florsterr Nah I totally feel it .

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@florsterr How the fuck am I lying

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@florsterr After You, devious little fox .

( Holding hand Tighter so he can’t let go this time )

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@florsterr 😮‍💨 say less

[dudermane @612jack]

1 good coworker is worth a thousand bitches

[cely ☆ @meowwsnoopp]

I don’t gaf I’ll be sexting at work

[g. @redfourd]

Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs

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@florsterr Did you kill anyone up there

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Your early 20s just being this

[😆💬 @b3havi0ur]

my hot gay coworker keeps saying increasingly charged things to me and i feel like im living in this tweet every day

[َ @ungodlywests]

lay low for a while

[Sunny ☀️ @SweetSunburn]

I’m only performatively horny, I don’t actually believe in sex. I think it’s a myth made up by big cum to sell more cum.